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Why are “Scientists” ruining dinosaurs?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:21 pm
I just finished up watching Jurassic Park with my son, and naturally he asked me if “I could fight a velociraptor.” Not wanting to bite off more than I could chew, I did a quick google of how big a velociraptor was. To my shock, I find out that not only do “scientists” think that dinosaurs had feathers, but that velociraptors were only like 30 pounds. WTF is this shite? I just watched the game warden at Jurassic Park get his arse tore up by a big velociraptor and all of a sudden that’s bullshite because some incel in a lab coat deems it so?
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Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:23 pm to StickyFingers
Sounds like your gripe is with Hollywood.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:24 pm to StickyFingers
Velociraptors weren’t nearly as big as Jurassic park portrays them to be.
What they portray is closer to a Utahraptor. The name just isn’t as cool as velociraptor
What they portray is closer to a Utahraptor. The name just isn’t as cool as velociraptor
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:25 pm to StickyFingers
Well, whst was your answer to your son’s question? 
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:25 pm to StickyFingers
You seen the claws and teeth on those things even at 30 lbs?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:26 pm to StickyFingers
Michael Chricton probably should’ve Googled that.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:26 pm to StickyFingers
They get off on it. I saw some idiot say a trex can’t even roar.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:26 pm to white perch
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What they portray is closer to a Utahraptor
A Torontoraptor is pretty big though
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:27 pm to StickyFingers
I bet I could take a 30lb vRaptor.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:27 pm to Spankum
I could take on 5-6 of the little bird ones
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:29 pm to StickyFingers
Believe what you want, but let those dipshit “scientists” believe what they want, too.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:29 pm to StickyFingers
So Raptor would be a white or red meat? Either way you start with a roux
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:30 pm to StickyFingers
A Velociraptor is just a giant turkey in real life.
If you can't take one on turn in your man card.
If you can't take one on turn in your man card.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:31 pm to bad93ex
According to my sources, once they get bigger than 60lbs the meat is no good.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:32 pm to white perch
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:32 pm to StickyFingers
Because they can only be relevant by un-cooling the cool dinosaurs.
By tearing down the awesome status quo and replacing it with this weak, wimpy modern version.
Instead of coming up with something new and cool, they have to remake the originals into lame reboots, like Hollywood
These are way cooler
By tearing down the awesome status quo and replacing it with this weak, wimpy modern version.
Instead of coming up with something new and cool, they have to remake the originals into lame reboots, like Hollywood
These are way cooler
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:38 pm to StickyFingers
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I could take on 5-6 of the little bird ones
True superhero dad answer!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:43 pm to StickyFingers
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“scientists” think that dinosaurs had feathers
What does the word "raptor" mean?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:45 pm to StickyFingers
Eversince the Web Telescope went wheels up. We have found out that a lot of science is bullshite.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 9:47 pm to tketaco
I learned that during Covid
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