StickyFingers

Landry is going to appoint himself head coach and announce he is bringing back the Joe Brady offense

I would beat my meat like it owed me money. Brohm would absolutely crush it here.

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The only positive since firing yankee Brian and fat Woodward is that the idiots in charge haven’t said anything stupid today, so far at least

The longer that I sit here and stew, the more I want Golesh. Checks all the boxes: young, motivated and a lot of potential. Literally the exact opposite of Brian Kelly

Im not untethered yet but it’s quickly approaching

Florida will end up hiring Mullen again

Saban would have to lose a chromosome to willingly join this circus

After watching the slow motion train wreck that is the LSU administration piss and shite and throw up on themselves for the past week, mumbling incoherently as they thrash about in front of microphones, I’ve begun to realize that the chance they do not frick up this coaching search is about the same as Margot Robbie begging me to shag her, which is slim to say the least.

Therefore, my rage knows no bounds and I’m lashing out.

If they hire Mike Gundy, a man who stopped giving a shite around 2022 and hires literal bums from the side of the road as coordinators, I’m going to porn bomb this place into oblivion.

If their ineptitude costs us the chance of hiring a quality candidate like Brohm, Kiffin, Golesh or Morris, and leaves us with James Franklin, who is just Brian Kelly in black face, or Lincoln Riley, a brisket killing pussy, I will march on Baton Rouge like the the Red Army on Berlin in 1945.

frick Jeff Landry. Stick to messing up everything else in this state and leave football out of it

Pics of the wife?