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re: Why are bidet toilets not becoming prevalent in the USA?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:37 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:37 pm to Wishnitwas1998
quote:to be very honest - that is a terrible term I've yet yet to hear
shite paper
that there is the hard hitting truth aint it
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:51 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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I don't understand how bidets functionally get all the booty crumbs out.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:57 pm to WestSideTiger
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butt coffee
Posted on 6/4/25 at 6:22 am to BestBanker
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Mine have remotes
Sounds like a great opportunity to surprise guests from the next room. Thinking on this a little more, if your guest is on psychedelics, could be Ike a ufo experience.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 6:25 am to Willie Stroker
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I used one in Europe. It was like squatting over a drinking fountain. The water did nothing but make me wet. I even reached behind and guided the nozzle to better angle the thing. It did nothing for me.
European style bidets are basically just a way to wet your arse. Japanese style bidets, which is what most of us advocate for, are another animal entirely.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 6:37 am to Mariner
Because it's not standard practice to put an electrical outlet near the shitter in the US. If you ask for one, it's QED, and magic.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 6:41 am to Mariner
I’ve had one for a few years and I can’t stand using bathrooms without it. I’ve become a total snob about it. If just leaves me feeling dirty if I don’t use one.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 6:46 am to profdillweed
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This is the one I have...it shoots cold, warm and hot water,
If it’s not electric, how does it shoot warm and hot water? I have a Neo as well, cold only though.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:45 am to meeple
Life changing. I liked the one at home so much, I ordered one for work too.
I have the Neo 185. The installation takes about 20-30 minutes.
It's refreshing after eating spicy food.
I have the Neo 185. The installation takes about 20-30 minutes.
It's refreshing after eating spicy food.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:48 am to meeple
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If it’s not electric, how does it shoot warm and hot water?
I have it plumbed directly into the hot water line under the sink
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 8:50 am
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:11 am to Joshjrn
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Let's say there was a mud dauber nest on the wall of your house, and you want to spray it off with a hose. Would you spray directly at it, or would you spray from an angle?
So you're left with particles all over our taint and nuts?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:13 am to Mariner
If you don't have a perfect stream it's mess. Was not a fan. This was in Brazil and it was a seperate seat from toilet.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:27 am to facher08
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It does not give you an enema. All exterior cleaning.
You need some better water pressure then. Mine cleans out meals I haven't had yet.
tell us you self-massage your prostate without telling us you self-massage your prostate.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:36 am to Shexter
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Does water (and air) go UP your hole enema style? Is it a spray pattern like a shower head?
the one I have you can control the pressure and the spray pattern, the jet spray doesnt go up up butthole but if thats you thing you can position yourself so that it does......it basically just cleans your poo poo area then you just need a tissue or 2 to pat dry
Mine came in very handy after my right should full rotor cuff and bicep replacement surgery
I'ts no fun trying to wipe your arse with your left hand
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 10:37 am
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:36 am to Mariner
Using a bidet one day and the next day you’re getting your arse kicked in a major war, no thanks.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:36 am to Mariner
I have one, it's the best thing I own 
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:38 am to Mariner
I have it and I love it. Been a fan for 10 years. It's like having your own personal assistant for yo booty.
And you save so much on to.
And you save so much on to.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:40 am to Mariner
Because not everyone likes their a-hole violated? 
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:21 am to Steadyhands
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So you're left with particles all over our taint and nuts?
Nope. That would be using too much pressure. Though if we’re being silly, how easy would it be clean said nest off the brick with dry paper towels?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:21 am to CatfishJohn
After reading a lot of comments on here about these devices i finally ordered a retrofit model from Amazon and installed it in the master bath.
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Momma isn't happy because she doesn't like to try new stuff but it has proven to be a godsend for my backside which has suffered from severe mutilation as a result of hemorrhoid surgery recovery problems from 70 years ago. (After surgery it hurt to crap and the laxative made the acid burn in the sores so I held it until I finally passed what seemed like a grapefruit sized mass and tore hell out of things. I bled like a stuck hog but I didn't want to go back to the doc to get sewn back up and have to admit that I failed to take the laxatives he prescribed.)
Why did I have to wait this long to get some relief? Truly a blessing.
From my experience, no heat is needed as the pipes in the house come to room temperature unless the toilet is receiving frequent use.
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Momma isn't happy because she doesn't like to try new stuff but it has proven to be a godsend for my backside which has suffered from severe mutilation as a result of hemorrhoid surgery recovery problems from 70 years ago. (After surgery it hurt to crap and the laxative made the acid burn in the sores so I held it until I finally passed what seemed like a grapefruit sized mass and tore hell out of things. I bled like a stuck hog but I didn't want to go back to the doc to get sewn back up and have to admit that I failed to take the laxatives he prescribed.)
Why did I have to wait this long to get some relief? Truly a blessing.
From my experience, no heat is needed as the pipes in the house come to room temperature unless the toilet is receiving frequent use.
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