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Whose side do you think you’d have been on? Harold Godwinson’s or William the Conqueror’s?

Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:09 pm
Posted by grizzlylongcut
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:09 pm
Battle of Hastings, 1066 and the true succession to Edward the Confessor.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:11 pm to
Ethnically, Harold

Plus he looks like he is about to demonstrate the Sledge-O-Matic

Posted by WillWorkForLSUTicket
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:13 pm to
At the time I'm sure I would have been on Harold's side, but the benefit of hindsight leads me to believe William was better for the future of England.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:15 pm to
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Harold Godwinson
sounds like a damn joo




I bet he was passing
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:15 pm to
Historians credit William with bringing feudalism to Britain.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:17 pm to
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Historians credit William with bringing feudalism to Britain.
Pretty sure that was Steve Harvey
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:18 pm to
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Historians credit William with bringing feudalism
Posted by FearlessFreep
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:30 pm to
friend of mine has suffered with frequent migraines for years

she has assigned them names based on their severity and location

there’s the Steve Martin



the JFK



and finally, the Harold Godwinson


Posted by ConnectTheDots
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:45 pm to
King Harold was so close to holding off 2 invasions in less than 3 weeks on opposite ends of the country. Easily the most exciting part of medieval England
Posted by Trip Savage
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:47 pm to
I'd probably be on Bill's side because he has a cooler name.

#SavageLife
Posted by TigerIron
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:48 pm to
Would just like to point out that Godwinson fought and beat Harald Hardrada at Stamford Bridge 3 weeks before Hastings, taking heavy losses, after having marched from London up there, then marched back down in 2 weeks, and still nearly won at Hastings. So him.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:52 pm to
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I'd probably be on Bill's side because he has a cooler name
meh

William the Conqueror?

sounds like a rapper
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:53 pm to
Harold, of course!

William was a bastard.
Posted by Santiago_Dunbar
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

At the time I'm sure I would have been on Harold's side, but the benefit of hindsight leads me to believe William was better for the future of England.


It’s certainly possible, but it was likely worse until at least the Tudor era. Having cross-channel possessions led to centuries of conflict on the continent.

In the short term, the Harrying of The North was an absolutely brutal subjugation. By the time the Domesday Book was written, the vast majority of English landowners had been replaced by Normans.

It would be incredibly interesting to see how history would’ve played out had Harold won. The English language would probably be mutually intelligible with Dutch.

With that being said, I’m rolling with Harold. I’d rather go down rocking a stache with the boys in the shield wall
This post was edited on 9/16/26 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Trip Savage
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:59 pm to
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William the Conqueror?

sounds like a rapper
Rollin' with my knights,
Sippin' on that mead,
We're here to conquer and fight,
So you better take heed.

And if you wanna start trouble,
My knights ride up in threes,
And victory shall be ours,
So mote it be.



Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:03 pm to
British monarchs have been an almost unbroken line of shitty people up to the present day. Henry VIII was the most flamboyant but nearly all have been right bastards in one way or another.
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:07 pm to
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Pretty sure that was Steve Harvey

Wrong, it was Richard Dawson.
Posted by geauxjuice
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 11:07 pm to
just read an interesting historical fiction about the resistance post-1066 called The Wake, highly recommend.

gotta go team harold. no fuccan ingenga frenc duc can be cyng of angland
Posted by TutHillTiger
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 11:12 pm to
Honestly I don’t actually know what side we were on. I always thought Godwinson but frick if I know now. I know we fought with the white roses in the British Civil War and lost, and were with Mary Queen of the Scots, on my moms side
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 11:23 pm to
I took this image at Battle as Hastings is actually a nearby port city on the coast. And the battlefield was just out in an unnamed rural area.

So nowadays, the Battle of Hastings was actually contested at Battle.

Since I’ve outlived Harold as this is purportedly the spot where he died, I guess I’m Team William.

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