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re: Who said there’s nothin to do in small towns

Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:29 am to
Posted by NIH
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Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:29 am to
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HELL NO! I just enjoy living near civilization and shite to do


Theres shite to do everywhere.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:29 am to
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I prefer my bud light, dirt roads, church on Sunday, mud, girl in tight jeans, and working hard from Monday to Friday to your “civilization”



HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:31 am to
glad you enjoy living in the chorus of a Florida Georgia line song. I also work hard Mon-Fri...but then I have tons of restaurants, bars, live music and other events to choose from. When I need something like groceries or stuff I never have to drive more than 15 mins. If I wanna drink bud light and go to church I can easily do that too.... but ya know..I have other things as well
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:34 am to
Uh, you live in Shreveport loser. Go be queer in some other thread.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:34 am to
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He is a libturd pussy. I'd like to take him on a backroad, get my baby to run him over with my pickup, sling a little mud, drop my tailgate, load him up in the back, crank up old HANK and drink a 6-pack celebrating one less LIBTURD!



Damn...harsh, baw. Would it make you a touch less vindictive if I said I was rooting like hell for MAGA to build the wall?? Also, I went mud riding this weekend...bud heavy tho...sorry. My wife's family has land outside of Mansfield that we love playing on...occasionally...but could never live out there.

It is fun to rustle some country baw jimmies tho
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 10:52 am
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:43 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:45 am to
You know Scott Butard? Im gonna knock that cocksucker out.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 10:46 am to
I love the material, I hate the delivery.
I'm from a small town, spent many a nights riding back roads, hanging at camps, hunting everything there was to hunt. Country at its finest. Family, morals, God, respect to our elders, small town life is a treasure to me.

This guy perverts all of it. Backwards cap, thug look. Dancing around in a video without a single instrument. Rapid lyrics, repetitive drawl. Its embarrassing to small town life. It's like country met a rap song, please don't do any more. Please. you aren't "old school" you're just another thug wannabe trying to mix two completely different cultures together that will never be.

Go back to the drawing board before you insult the way I grew up any more.


ETA: without a doubt, this dude's Dad and Grandfather are embarrassed.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 10:49 am
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:06 am to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:15 am to
I'm not even joking, every song sounds the same. Intro with a few chords and a 5 note riff, verse with soft acoustic, chorus the same as the intro, repeat verse and chorus, breakdown/solo with maybe some violin, chorus with just vocals for the first half, music kicks back in as the vocals hit a high note, repeat intro with no singing, end on one note.

All with midless mad libs lyrics about trucks, beer, chicks, tractors, mud, home town, etc.

With a video like this where the dude has a backwards cap half on his head with a v neck and $1000 jeans.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 11:17 am
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47477 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:16 am to
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glad you enjoy living in the chorus of a Florida Georgia line song. I also work hard Mon-Fri...but then I have tons of restaurants, bars, live music and other events to choose from. When I need something like groceries or stuff I never have to drive more than 15 mins. If I wanna drink bud light and go to church I can easily do that too.... but ya know..I have other things as well
and your public schools probably suck compared to those towns
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:18 am to
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This guy perverts all of it. Backwards cap, thug look. Dancing around in a video without a single instrument. Rapid lyrics, repetitive drawl. Its embarrassing to small town life. It's like country met a rap song, please don't do any more. Please. you aren't "old school" you're just another thug wannabe trying to mix two completely different cultures together that will never be.


Bro country is an urbanites superficial idea of "country"

It's all superficial and materialistic, it has no soul. It mimics hip hop in that regard
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:19 am to
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Bro country is an urbanites superficial idea of "country"

It's all superficial and materialistic, it has no soul. It mimics hip hop in that regard


At least rappers will shoot each other.

I'd love to see some of these bro country figs do manual labor.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:22 am to
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I'd love to see some of these bro country figs do manual labor.


Yeah, that might be a reality show I could watch
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 11:23 am to
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Yeah, that might be a reality show I could watch


It would be very similar to the simple life.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15082 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:42 pm to
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I'd love to see some of these bro country figs do manual labor.



Trace Atkins could kick your badonkadonk
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:44 pm to
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If I wanna drink bud light and go to church I can easily do that too.
we’re talking about Abbeville here. Half the people in church probably drank a Bud Light on the way to church baw
Posted by DBcUper
Washington / Nevada area
Member since Apr 2017
313 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 1:09 pm to
20 seconds of that song made me want to cut my ears off. Hip hop influenced bro c u n try sucks a limp one.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/9/19 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

there’s nothin to do in small towns

They're called whores. Small towns are stocked full.
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