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Who knew? AP requires strippers to be licensed with no felony arrests

Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41646 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:33 pm
Ascension Parish has their shite together. Nothing grinds my gears more than to be in the middle of a lap dance to find out the stripper has a drug history.

Kudos, Ascension Parish!


License application info
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:34 pm to
Common sense skank control
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50840 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:34 pm to
Community policing at it's best
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62817 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:38 pm to
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with no felony arrest

How short sighted. Would be eliminating the opportunity of someone like this working for a living...
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21921 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:38 pm to
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A complete criminal record check will be made. Anyone applying for a Bartender’s License or Exotic Dancer’s license cannot have any felony arrests nor any drug or morals convictions on their record.





Do the ones who don't meet these criteria have to go work in LP?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124357 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:39 pm to
I like my strippers like I like my whiskey





18 years old and mixed up with coke.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41646 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:42 pm to

I'd contribute to her CE hours.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7547 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

I like my strippers like I like my whiskey

18 years old and mixed up with coke.


You win the day

Though some may like them on the rocks
This post was edited on 4/16/18 at 1:45 pm
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23889 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:44 pm to
all this does is cut deeply into the talent pool
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4710 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:44 pm to
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Nothing grinds my gears more than to be in the middle of a lap dance to find out the stripper has a drug history.


What the hell are your conversations like while getting a lap dance? Do you have a clipboard with a list of personal questions to ask?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41646 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:46 pm to


Does one ever really have any conversation with a stripper during a lap dance? I find it kinda odd to talk to them while they're trying to get work done.
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4699 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:47 pm to
They don't ever talk to me because my cock is in their mouth
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Does one ever really have any conversation with a stripper during a lap dance?


In the past we have generally talked about how they are only doing this to pay for medical school.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14733 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:50 pm to
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Nothing grinds my gears more than to be in the middle of a lap dance to find out the stripper has a drug history.



Probably will never get your gears grind if that’s an issue for you.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41646 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:54 pm to
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They don't ever talk to me because my cock is in their mouth

Does your fiance know you're sticking your dick in strippers' mouths after giving her a moissanite ring?












Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:03 pm to
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Do the ones who don't meet these criteria have to go work in LP?
You laugh,but out here in LP...you can bang your sister but won't find nary a strip club anywhere.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:04 pm to
Ascension is on the move. I haven't even noticed many Truck Nutz the last few times I've been through there.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:05 pm to
That must limit the amount of potential strippers.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:12 pm to
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How short sighted. Would be eliminating the opportunity of someone like this working for a living...
I bet she made so much money from Backpage
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22690 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:21 pm to
Was at that fine place on Hwy 30 Friday night. the worst talent I've ever seen.

There was one fat girl that took 3 minutes to climb to the top of the pole.
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