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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?

Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:21 pm to
Oops I read that as "he" in your first post and thought the "manager" was a man/her dad.

Yeah no reason for the Mom to bring her then leave early unless it was to set y'all up.

Was probably he mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.

Edit. And I wouldn't give a frick either if it was set up or not. Had sex, don't care.

This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67784 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Was probably he mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.



My buddy and I just lost our shite at this
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
3232 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

quote: One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.

No, no you didn't. You called an escort service.


Joke





Your head
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11378 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

quote: One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.

No, no you didn't. You called an escort service.


Joke





Your head


Yeah, I know. I've seen every Seinfeld episode several times and that went right over my head. Was hoping no one caught that. But then I remembered where I was.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41256 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to
A girl at LSU did not tell me she was married. She was a freshman from a small town in Arkansas and was betrothed at 17. I met her on Instagram before we fricked
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5431 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to
Real douche bag of the year material here, but I was young, dumb and full of... A couple married co-workers, married clients, female boss, friends ex-wife, and the coup de grace - my best friends girlfriend who was also the best friend of my girlfriend(while in college). During the act, it was one of my best decisions, until the guy knocking on my door looking for the girl - while I was mid-stroke. Oh, and he was a amateur boxer in NOLA. Not one of my smartest moves. We laugh now, but back then we were both bloody and bruised and pissed. Him bc it was his gf, me because I didn't finish....
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25568 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:29 pm to
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My first wife's best friend,who was married at the time, shortly after the divorce. Also, hooked up with a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me


I read that as "a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me to do."
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4422 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:31 pm to
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I have no respect for someone who knowingly sleeps with a married woman


Neither would I. Which is why I said that I am def not proud of what I did. When you are young like that, most people dont realize just how much you can wreck someones life by messing with their marriage, and even more so if they have kids. Believe me, when I look back on it I feel like shite knowing that couldve been me in their shoes.

Even though it really doesnt make it ok, I can say that with two of the women, I found out later they were married. I was initially told by them that they were divorced.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7034 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:33 pm to
When I worked at one of the big 4 firms I hooked up with a girl I met at the firm Christmas party. Turns out she was the daughter of a partner I was assigned to.

He found out about it, and I my travel schedule changed from 25% in places like New York and Chicago to 100% to places about 100 miles outside of Souix Falls, South Dakota.

It made for a really awkward annual evaluation. And since I am so good at learning lessons, when I saw the girl at the Christmas party the next year it happened again.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:35 pm
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25838 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:37 pm to
Bourbon street stripper....
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:42 pm to
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Bourbon street stripper....


Female or tranny? If tranny then I see your point
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29443 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:42 pm to
My ex gfs aunt I think.

We both got hammered at a wedding and ended up passing out in a bedroom together.

Don't remember anything, but she brought me breakfast in bed the next morning and gave me a kiss. I couldn't piss straight, so I assume we messed around.
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer
Arlen, TX
Member since Jun 2016
3598 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

fricked my future (at the time) brother in law's sister



I did too. In fact, I married her
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25838 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Female or tranny? If tranny then I see your point


Female and stupid hot. Set me back a few hundred though
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4422 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Was probably the mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.


The only way this story could be any better would be that months later he fricked the mom (well, if she was decent looking and not married)
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83470 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:48 pm to
Lena dunham
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
627 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:49 pm to
38 year old married woman with kids. She was over a decade older than me...
Tip: You married men don't let your wives go on "girls trip to the beach"
Posted by Houma
Houma
Member since Jun 2016
269 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:50 pm to
my teacher
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32649 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:51 pm to
19 year old girl who worked at the tanning salon next to a Little Caesars pizza where I used to stop by frequently to get the $5 carry out. I was 33.

Stops became more frequent but I seldom came home with a pizza.


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