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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:21 pm to Carson123987
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:21 pm to Carson123987
Oops I read that as "he" in your first post and thought the "manager" was a man/her dad.
Yeah no reason for the Mom to bring her then leave early unless it was to set y'all up.
Was probably he mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.
Edit. And I wouldn't give a frick either if it was set up or not. Had sex, don't care.
Yeah no reason for the Mom to bring her then leave early unless it was to set y'all up.
Was probably he mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.
Edit. And I wouldn't give a frick either if it was set up or not. Had sex, don't care.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:24 pm to Titus Pullo
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Was probably he mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.
My buddy and I just lost our shite at this
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:25 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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quote: One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.
No, no you didn't. You called an escort service.
Joke
Your head
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to FAP SAM
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quote: One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.
No, no you didn't. You called an escort service.
Joke
Your head
Yeah, I know. I've seen every Seinfeld episode several times and that went right over my head. Was hoping no one caught that. But then I remembered where I was.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to PairofDucks
A girl at LSU did not tell me she was married. She was a freshman from a small town in Arkansas and was betrothed at 17. I met her on Instagram before we fricked 
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:27 pm to PairofDucks
Real douche bag of the year material here, but I was young, dumb and full of... A couple married co-workers, married clients, female boss, friends ex-wife, and the coup de grace - my best friends girlfriend who was also the best friend of my girlfriend(while in college). During the act, it was one of my best decisions, until the guy knocking on my door looking for the girl - while I was mid-stroke. Oh, and he was a amateur boxer in NOLA. Not one of my smartest moves. We laugh now, but back then we were both bloody and bruised and pissed. Him bc it was his gf, me because I didn't finish....
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:29 pm to TidenUP
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My first wife's best friend,who was married at the time, shortly after the divorce. Also, hooked up with a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me
I read that as "a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me to do."
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:31 pm to SlowEasyConfident
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I have no respect for someone who knowingly sleeps with a married woman
Neither would I. Which is why I said that I am def not proud of what I did. When you are young like that, most people dont realize just how much you can wreck someones life by messing with their marriage, and even more so if they have kids. Believe me, when I look back on it I feel like shite knowing that couldve been me in their shoes.
Even though it really doesnt make it ok, I can say that with two of the women, I found out later they were married. I was initially told by them that they were divorced.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:33 pm to PairofDucks
When I worked at one of the big 4 firms I hooked up with a girl I met at the firm Christmas party. Turns out she was the daughter of a partner I was assigned to.
He found out about it, and I my travel schedule changed from 25% in places like New York and Chicago to 100% to places about 100 miles outside of Souix Falls, South Dakota.
It made for a really awkward annual evaluation. And since I am so good at learning lessons, when I saw the girl at the Christmas party the next year it happened again.
He found out about it, and I my travel schedule changed from 25% in places like New York and Chicago to 100% to places about 100 miles outside of Souix Falls, South Dakota.
It made for a really awkward annual evaluation. And since I am so good at learning lessons, when I saw the girl at the Christmas party the next year it happened again.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:37 pm to BlackAdam
Bourbon street stripper....
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:42 pm to bayoudude
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Bourbon street stripper....
Female or tranny? If tranny then I see your point
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:42 pm to PairofDucks
My ex gfs aunt I think.
We both got hammered at a wedding and ended up passing out in a bedroom together.
Don't remember anything, but she brought me breakfast in bed the next morning and gave me a kiss. I couldn't piss straight, so I assume we messed around.
We both got hammered at a wedding and ended up passing out in a bedroom together.
Don't remember anything, but she brought me breakfast in bed the next morning and gave me a kiss. I couldn't piss straight, so I assume we messed around.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to baseballmind1212
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fricked my future (at the time) brother in law's sister
I did too. In fact, I married her
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to 75503Tiger
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Female or tranny? If tranny then I see your point
Female and stupid hot. Set me back a few hundred though
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:46 pm to Titus Pullo
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Was probably the mom texting her asking if you had eat her arse yet and when she'd be home.
The only way this story could be any better would be that months later he fricked the mom (well, if she was decent looking and not married)
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:49 pm to PairofDucks
38 year old married woman with kids. She was over a decade older than me...
Tip: You married men don't let your wives go on "girls trip to the beach"
Tip: You married men don't let your wives go on "girls trip to the beach"
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:51 pm to PairofDucks
19 year old girl who worked at the tanning salon next to a Little Caesars pizza where I used to stop by frequently to get the $5 carry out. I was 33.
Stops became more frequent but I seldom came home with a pizza.
Stops became more frequent but I seldom came home with a pizza.
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