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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:32 am to Dire Wolf
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:32 am to Dire Wolf
Ran into a Chick I went to HS with a couple years after we graduated. She had already had a kid, I knew she'd been married, but it didn't work out. We drink together for a bit and head back to my apartment, we end up having sex and her phone rings about 3:30 am. It was her husband asking if she'd pick up something on her way home from work.
I really thought they'd split up because that was the word around town. This was 5 years ago, they're still married now.
I really thought they'd split up because that was the word around town. This was 5 years ago, they're still married now.
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:59 pm to HurricaneDunc
They were not from Shreveport
Posted on 11/20/16 at 10:21 pm to Tiger4life306
The son of the preacher man....
Who officiated my wedding several years later (the preacher not the son lol)
Who officiated my wedding several years later (the preacher not the son lol)
Posted on 11/20/16 at 10:40 pm to Tarik One
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Had a one-night stand a few years back at a motel. The next morning, this broad was farting all on my leg. Gross.
man, I can't stop laughing at this shite!
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:14 pm to I am GLORIOUS
None of them have ever asked for it, but none of them have complained about me doing it, either. A woman's arse is nothing like a mans arse. Cleanliness has never been an issue. One chick I dated did bikini competitions and bleached hers -- that was magnificent, and I was the first to do it to her, which made it even better. It's just so damn erotic and totally taboo, which is why I like it.
This post was edited on 11/21/16 at 7:08 am
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:17 pm to mikelbr
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A big fat married chick who worked at the Mckinney Spca and spayed my dog in return.
Worth the trip up Custer to see just how inappropriate this was.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:28 pm to I am GLORIOUS
Damn I didn't know there were so many men in this world scared of a little arse... once the favor is reversed every single one will have changed their tune....
It's the 2010's fellas not the 90s anymore get with the program :
It's the 2010's fellas not the 90s anymore get with the program :
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:31 pm to SuperSaint
This one chick wanted anal really badly. I did not even know her. So I put it in her arse and she shat all over after...
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:37 pm to CelticDog
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how do you deal with cleanliness/disease? wipes?
A person's a-hole really shouldn't be dirty unless their diet is poor or they have hygiene issues. Like any covered area of the body, if it gets sweaty and it's been a while since a shower, it's probably going to be musty.
So a girl most likely would just have to use a wet wipe or two and would be fine in the moment. A shower would be totally clean and stink free.
I have no idea how people do that with a random encounter though. No way I believe it wasn't reeking of shite/must smell unless they just so happened to have planned on getting a rim job at the time and took care of it in the bathroom beforehand.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:53 pm to StringedInstruments
Well on one occasion the aforementioned chick just came from working out, and I attacked her the moment she walked in the door -- she even said "I just came from working out" but IDGAF. It was cleaner than my conscience with no must or odor at all. She was a dirty little chick -- probably the baddest chick I've been with. Too bad it was only for a few weeks.
This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:57 pm to SuperSaint
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the 2010's fellas not the 90s anymore
Assholes have came a long way in 30 yrs?
Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know cause I ain't eating the filthy motherfricker
Posted on 11/20/16 at 11:58 pm to StringedInstruments
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I have no idea how people do that with a random encounter though. No way I believe it wasn't reeking of shite/must smell unless they just so happened to have planned on getting a rim job at the time and took care of it in the bathroom beforehand.
How many times have you eaten a random hot chicks pussy? Did you smell shite and must? I mean you are only a inch away brah..
I've never been with a smoke show that her hygiene wasnt impeccable. arse, pussy, feet, every inch of her skin was impeccable. Now when I go slumming I don't know cause I'm not going down there with my mouth.
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:00 am to HogBalls
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I've never been with a smoke show that her hygiene wasnt impeccable. arse, pussy, feet, every inch of her skin was impeccable.
Agreed
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:22 am to PairofDucks
A couple women who were technically married, living apart but divorce wasn't final thing. I did bang my best friends older sister one time when I was like 23 after the bars while he was passed out downstairs. She came in my room while I was passed out, got into bed naked, woke me up and I just went with it because I was half-asleep and wasted plus I got horny real fast because the situation was so wrong. I also banged my little sisters best childhood friend when she was in college. She was 21 and I was like 26 and we ran into each other at a club in L.A., she was on vacation, and one thing led to another. I don't give a shite because she is banging but my sister gives me shite all of the time.
Posted on 11/21/16 at 1:16 am to PairofDucks
Once, while staying in a friend's beach house while on spring break, I met this couple who were a year above me. I thought they looked like they weren't having a great time so I convinced them to start playing cards and taking shots of tequila with me. The boyfriend gets too drunk and passes out. By this point I was pretty blackout too. I come to while fricking his girlfriend On the toilet in the downstairs bathroom. In the morning, the girl whose house it was asked me what I was doing beating on the walls last night
Posted on 11/21/16 at 2:18 am to I am GLORIOUS
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It was cleaner than my conscience
This is sig worthy
Posted on 11/21/16 at 2:37 am to I am GLORIOUS
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A woman's arse is nothing like a mans arse. Cleanliness has never been an issue.
^ This, a fine chick is gonna have a clean, hairless, little star that smells like some kind of lotion/body spray.
On another note, I told my buddy he should try to get his girl to eat his arse and he said "look bro, I'm a man. I step out of the shower with my arse stinking. I'm not letting a chick down there".
Posted on 11/21/16 at 3:21 am to PairofDucks
My guidance counselor in college
Posted on 11/21/16 at 4:41 am to PairofDucks
Slept with a few engaged women
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:46 am to PairofDucks
She made nola.com headlines and broke my heart lol. Cool chick but was a hoe
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