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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?

Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:00 am to
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
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Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:00 am to
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Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66414 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:15 am to
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I've got another confession, I have never eaten a chicks arse out


shocking coming from you. ive only done it with three chicks since most are stingy about it (they have to either ask for it or you have to feel the vibe that theyd be open towards it), but it's quite the experience. they go frickin nuts
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49512 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:20 am to
I had sex with a miner.

I felt terrible because she dated one of my best friends for a long time and they had a rough split.

Her being 15 didn't make things any more appropriate.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:21 am to
Drunk at Mardi Gras in NOLA back in the day and accidentally wound up making love to Frank Davis.

Dat's naturally Nawlins.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:22 am to
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I've got another confession, I have never eaten a chicks arse out.

I've ate 3 chicks arse before. They were total fricking hammers tho. First time I tried it was after one of them ate my arse first. I wanted to return the favor because she was a smoke show and I wanted it a few more times. I tell my bros that a man hasn't lived until he's looked down and seen a hot chick with her face buried up under his ball sack.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7916 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:34 am to
Driving through a very remote part of southern Arkansas when my truck broke down. Distinguished gentlemen pulls over to see what was wrong and offers me a meal and a bed for the night while he has "his man" tend to my truck. Go to his hidden-away house and have a delightful steak dinner with him, his wife, and his daughter. The wife and daughter are both knockouts and their resemblance is uncanny.
After a few drinks and conversation I decided to turn in for the night and was shown the guest bedroom by the husband. I turned in and had just finished my prayers when the door opened and I could see the silhouette of a naked woman. I reached to turn on the light but she caught my hand before I could turn the switch. The lovemaking was fierce and passionate and upon completion of the 3rd tryst she silently arose and left.
At breakfast the next morning I tried my best to figure out whether the mother or the daughter had visited but got no hint as to which one it had been. Shortly after breakfast my truck was returned in full repair and I took my leave of the ladies with still no hint of which one had been my most-welcome visitor. As I walked to the truck,accompanied by the husband, I asked him why a man of of obvious means would live so secluded with his family. He replied, "You've met my wife and daughter but that is not my only daughter. You see, I have another daughter that is a leper."
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66414 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:35 am to
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I had sex with a miner.


at first i thought this spelling was intentional and that it was gonna be a joke story about fricking a literal miner



then

quote:

Her being 15 didn't make things any more appropriate.


Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:42 am to
"It's the thought that counts."

So they say.

Happy Birthday
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 12:53 am
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 12:48 am to
Like Hog Balls said, it would have to be a fricking smoke show that I was dropping my A game on in hopes of being able to get it whenever.

Not that I think any less of anyone that's done it. Might be an age thing. I don't recall hearing much about arse eating back in my day, until i started posting on here really. But I would def be open to doing it if the gal liked it.


ETA. Holy shite, THRILLHO fricked a "miner".

I do t know if I would admit to statutory rape on an internet forum.
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 12:50 am
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:15 am to
quote:

I had sex with a miner.

Were you knocking the coal dust off that pussy??
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13345 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:22 am to
I worked at a conventional Wally World in the mid 80's.
A very hot (and very sleezy) red head pursued (worked in softlines) me to no end. I gave in and she was a push button frick machine.

The combo of her big breasts, hot body, pretty face and high heel pumps made made her irresistible.
She had taldnt

Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110828 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 7:40 am to
quote:

I didn't have sex with her but I hooked up with and technically slept witch a chick
How'd you not have sex with her and had sex with her?
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 7:40 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 7:49 am to
it was obviously a joke. I laughed
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:00 am to
quote:

shocking coming from you. ive only done it with three chicks since most are stingy about it (they have to either ask for it or you have to feel the vibe that theyd be open towards it), but it's quite the experience. they go frickin nuts


I hope they don't go ape shite
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:38 am to
My fraternity's common whore. She's probably fricked somewhere around 20 of us. I stI'll maintain that I was first though
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I've got another confession, I have never eaten a chicks arse out.


I did once in college.She and I were drunk and naked in her parents hot tub, and she asked me to.

It wasn't a bad experience, but not one that I'd be inclined to ever repeat.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:42 am to
Next to the Boy Scout Leader I would say the crazy who camped outside of my house for three days waiting for me to emerge.
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:47 am to
Watched a guy eat Chasey Lain's arse in a porn video back in college and after that it became a fetish of mine. Now it's one of my favorite things to do.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:53 am to
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Watched a guy eat Chasey Lain's arse in a porn video back in college and after that it became a fetish of mine. Now it's one of my favorite things to do.


do women ask for it or do you have to beg to get to do it or do you tie them up and do it over their protests?

no one I dated or lived with or married ever even brought it up.


how do you deal with cleanliness/disease? wipes?
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 9:54 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36610 posts
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:07 am to
I was spun out at a musician festival and foooled around with a wookie chick. She seemed sexy at the time but she was nasty in hindsight. She was in decent shape and all but just not well kept. I get scaries just thinking about it now.


It really sucked having to go to the LSU health center to get tested and questioned the next Monday
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 10:09 am
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