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re: Who is going to make sweet love on Christmas Eve?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:57 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:57 am to Tyga Woods
Hell yea
Half the poor bastards can't get their wife to give them a bj, and my gf told me it better be in her butt when the clock hits 12 NYE or else
Half the poor bastards can't get their wife to give them a bj, and my gf told me it better be in her butt when the clock hits 12 NYE or else
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:58 am to fr33manator
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For me it is. That’s when Santa comes down her chimney and stuffs her stocking.
Congrats on being a cuck. Do you clean up Santa’s snowball too?
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:58 am to TH03
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If you have to even mention your wife is on her period, it means anal is out of the question, so have fun cranking it.
Another random fact: the nose holes and ear holes are even tighter than the a-hole
Posted on 12/21/17 at 10:59 am to Tyga Woods
I'll be making sweet love to a fresh fifth of buffalo trace that's a yearly gift.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:00 am to Tyga Woods
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Another random fact: the nose holes and ear holes are even tighter than the a-hole
My dick ain't fitting in either of those.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:00 am to Tyga Woods
I'll be exhausted from our traditional Saturnalia Orgy on the 23rd.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:00 am to Tyga Woods
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Santa has to put together a bunk bed after the kids go to sleep
I killed the Tooth Fairy with my oldest this summer, and Santa fell shortly after. It has actually been much easier this Christmas as far as hiding gifts and such. My youngest is 4, and only thinks that Santa brings you one gift. I just get my oldest to take the Amazon boxes down to the basement and put them in a storage box. She is going to help out with the "Santa" gifts this year. 3 on 1 is a lot easier than 2 on 2 when hiding stuff. Plus nothing this year is large or requires assembly. Leaves more time for locking the bedroom door after they're upstairs in bed.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:02 am to TH03
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My dick ain't fitting in either of those.
Even if you spit on it first?? WOW!
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:05 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:05 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:05 am to Tyga Woods
My three kids seem determined to never let me have sex again.
That’s why I have to fap in the bathroom at work now.
That’s why I have to fap in the bathroom at work now.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:05 am to Tyga Woods
Yes. Sucks for you
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:07 am to cajunbuck
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just because the log ride is shut down, don't mean the whole park is closed
The log ride isn't the one that has regularly scheduled maintenance each month.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:07 am to Tyga Woods
This thread is entertaining
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:14 am to Tyga Woods
Highly Unlikely
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:14 am to Tyga Woods
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Another random fact: the nose holes and ear holes are even tighter than the a-hole
I’ve yet to find a chick would will let me dump a load into her ear. Uptight bitches.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:38 am to Tyga Woods
Not sweet love. Your mom likes it rough.
//Low hanging fruit
//Low hanging fruit
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:43 am to SoFla Tideroller
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Not sweet love. Your mom likes it rough.
That’s fine. Just remember to take her prosthetic legs off first so they don’t get damaged. You break it, you buy it.
This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 11:44 am
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:46 am to TH03
quote:yeah we believe you sir needle
My dick ain't fitting in either of those.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:47 am to Tyga Woods
its going to be tricky while sleeping on my inlaws couch
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