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Who here likes to frick with telemarketers and phone scammers?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:33 pm
I try to keep them on the phone as long as I can, playing along, fake name like Phil McCroch or Jimmy McCockiner.
The longest I’ve done it was a guy on the phone for over an hour and a half. I won a Ferrari Enzo, I just needed to send $500 for customs. He wanted me to stay on the line as I drove to Western Union. I was making sounds like a car starting, getting pulled over by the cops, getting a DWI, etc.
The longest I’ve done it was a guy on the phone for over an hour and a half. I won a Ferrari Enzo, I just needed to send $500 for customs. He wanted me to stay on the line as I drove to Western Union. I was making sounds like a car starting, getting pulled over by the cops, getting a DWI, etc.
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Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:34 pm to theantiquetiger
quote:You willingly stayed on the phone with a telemarketer for 1.5 hours? How bored were you?
The longest I’ve done it was a guy on the phone for over an hour and a half.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:34 pm to theantiquetiger
i just tell them to hold on while I get him.
over and over again
over and over again
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:36 pm to theantiquetiger
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Jimmy McCockiner
Barry's lesser known brother?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:37 pm to theantiquetiger
I just tell them to speak slower and louder because I’m hard of hearing. Then I have them repeat themselves over and over again.
The Indian dudes get so pissed off. They start cursing, asking “What da frick is wrong with you?”
The Indian dudes get so pissed off. They start cursing, asking “What da frick is wrong with you?”
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:39 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
Barry's lesser known brother?
My own twist on Barry
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:39 pm to theantiquetiger
I'm not an OT baller, but my time is far too valuable to waste on stuff like this
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:39 pm to theantiquetiger
I like to give them a fake CC number for my lower interest rate. Because I have a 65k limit on my MasterCard dinners club card.
After giving them the wrong number multiple times, they tell me I can shove the card up my arse.
I tell them I am cooking bacon this weekend and ask if they want some. They get more pissed and start screaming at me. It's pretty funny.
After giving them the wrong number multiple times, they tell me I can shove the card up my arse.
I tell them I am cooking bacon this weekend and ask if they want some. They get more pissed and start screaming at me. It's pretty funny.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:41 pm to XxxSpooky1
quote:Are you getting calls from Muslims or something?
I tell them I am cooking bacon this weekend and ask if they want some.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:50 pm to theantiquetiger
quote:
My own twist on Barry
You should meet their cousin on da bayou... Chauvin McCockiner.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:58 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Chauvin McCockiner.
Irish-Coonass?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 4:59 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
Are you getting calls from Muslims or something
I think he has trouble telling the difference between Indians and Arabs.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:00 pm to Clyde Tipton
Been getting two to three calls every day from a Baton Rouge number that starts with 260- Every time they call, the last 4 numbers change. 
So I answer it one time. A woman. Before she could keep going, I stopped her and asked her if she would give me a blow job. She freaked out.
So I answer it one time. A woman. Before she could keep going, I stopped her and asked her if she would give me a blow job. She freaked out. Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:01 pm to theantiquetiger
I keep them on the phone until they hang up with me.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:08 pm to theantiquetiger
all the time.
one time i had a dude thinking i was packing up the whole family as we talked for our cruise we just won.
one time i had a dude thinking i was packing up the whole family as we talked for our cruise we just won.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:14 pm to theantiquetiger
I answer the phone "Go ahead caller, you're on the air."
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:20 pm to theantiquetiger
Back in the day it was toner scammers that I used to have fun with. Had one call me back to tell me to go frick myself.
Wasted one telemarketer's time while shopping as the guy wanted to sell me a glucose monitor. When he mentioned the device had WiFi enabled on it, I insisted that it should not as I do not want the FBI to know my glucose levels. It went on for 15-20 minutes and a fellow shopper actually stopped to listen to the conversation. It was all fun, made someone laugh.
Then there was another one where I'm in the car and had a 30 minute conversation with this person on how I was depressed over losing my great dane/dachshund mix puppy that I called a greatweenie. She was really sympathetic and was hoping that sympathy would get me to buy into some scam life insurance.
Wasted one telemarketer's time while shopping as the guy wanted to sell me a glucose monitor. When he mentioned the device had WiFi enabled on it, I insisted that it should not as I do not want the FBI to know my glucose levels. It went on for 15-20 minutes and a fellow shopper actually stopped to listen to the conversation. It was all fun, made someone laugh.
Then there was another one where I'm in the car and had a 30 minute conversation with this person on how I was depressed over losing my great dane/dachshund mix puppy that I called a greatweenie. She was really sympathetic and was hoping that sympathy would get me to buy into some scam life insurance.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:29 pm to Pechon
I had one I played along until I told him I was gonna make the payment but had one more question to ask then out the phone up to my computer speaker and played the clip from Rick and morty where rick goes lick lick lick my balls!
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:30 pm to theantiquetiger
I like getting really sexual with them
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:31 pm to tss22h8
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I answer the phone "Go ahead caller, you're on the air."
Winner.
The rest of you are just wasting time.
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