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re: Who here likes to frick with telemarketers and phone scammers?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
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You should meet their cousin on da bayou... Chauvin McCockiner
Don't forget about the in vogue, tranny version, Siobhan McCockiner.
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 8:51 pm
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Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:42 pm to theantiquetiger
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:45 pm to dawgsjw
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You guys are armatures
I'm more of a stator. I don't get wound up over much.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:11 pm to theantiquetiger
I make fart sounds to answer any questions. Some just hang up but I feel great if I can get one to curse at me. 
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:16 pm to theantiquetiger
I like the vehicle extended warranty people that call and say your warranty is about to run out.
The first question they ask is make and model.
Either I tell them the car from waynes world which I just describe to them, licorice dispenser and all, or I ask what car they are calling about because I extend all warranties but own 20+ cars for a business.
FWIW, if you hit the do not call button on these calls you will get 2 or 3 more within a couple hours so it's easier to just mess with them.
The first question they ask is make and model.
Either I tell them the car from waynes world which I just describe to them, licorice dispenser and all, or I ask what car they are calling about because I extend all warranties but own 20+ cars for a business.
FWIW, if you hit the do not call button on these calls you will get 2 or 3 more within a couple hours so it's easier to just mess with them.
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:24 pm to nola000
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I'm more of a stator. I don't get wound up over much.
But an armature can be a stator or a rotor and always has windings... oh nevermind.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:44 pm to theantiquetiger
I'll answer it and tell them to wait a minute. Then I just leave the phone unattended until they hang up.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 9:50 pm to Flashback
Just start placing your food order. That always causes confusion.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:41 am to pensacola
I held on for the health ins one the other day. Guy got pissed and asked me if I thought it was funny to waste his time. I said, “you called me motherfricker.”
Posted on 5/15/19 at 6:08 am to theantiquetiger
If it’s a female, I start telling her all the nasty things I want to do to her. Calls don’t last very long
Posted on 5/15/19 at 7:58 am to Obtuse1
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But an armature can be a stator or a rotor and always has windings... oh nevermind.
I know. Stop ruining the joke.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 8:07 am to Polycarp
Coffee drinking buddy acts very excited and starts yelling for his wife shouting, I won, I won, we're going to be rich.
Pauses then starts gasping and saying hold on while I get my nitroglycerin.
Ends with, honey where are you, where are you? Then he drops the phone on the floor.
I tried this once but started laughing and hung up.
Pauses then starts gasping and saying hold on while I get my nitroglycerin.
Ends with, honey where are you, where are you? Then he drops the phone on the floor.
I tried this once but started laughing and hung up.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 8:10 am to theantiquetiger
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I try to keep them on the phone as long as I can
You live a very fulfilled life
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:59 am to BawFromBawcomville
Just a Catholic baw
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:22 pm to pwejr88
quote:
That’s actually not good.
Banks look at that as you could be $65k in debt overnight if you chose to.
It isn't true, I just tell them that.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:30 pm to theantiquetiger
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Who here likes to frick
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:41 pm to theantiquetiger
quote:
Phil McCroch or Jimmy McCockiner
My personal favorite is Willie Nailer
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