Who here has lived in Canada?

Vancouver and British Columbia is gorgeous

I pretend I hate Canada for effect. But I’ve loved it my whole life. I spent all my summers on the St Lawrence as a kid and I take vacations to BC all the time. Great people everywhere.

Not just Toronto, add Calgary and Edmonton to that list.

... and Windsor.

I liked it up there until mid September. Then It was too cold for this coonass

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After watching Kim convenence .I want to move to Toronto and meet a Janet.

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Good luck with that. Went with my company for three weeks about 10 years ago. Our resident Canadian that made frequent trips to our office in Houston told us we would hate it.

One of the guys making the trip asked why. He told us the further north you go the uglier the women, the worse the food gets and the less daylight you have. "Why do you think I spend every minute I can down here."

He was right about everything. We were happy to find a damn McDonalds and this was getting a per diem. Ordered fries and that shite came with gravy - Gross. Soggy fries at Mickey D's.

There was one hot chick at a bar we went to. She was very beautiful. She was the only hot chick we saw for three weeks.

One of the older guys told the rest of us that the first thing he was going to do when he got home was have sex with his wife. He then told us he didn't think he had ever said the before.

He said he thinks if they lived in Canada she would be the 2nd hottest chick in the city. Everyone just kind of shook their heads in agreement. AND his wife was not good looking, but no one could remember seeing one besides the chick at the bar that looked better than his very average wife.

You gain 20 pounds after about three days from carrying around all the stupid coins that they hand out up there. Their money is not paper based it is coins. Two pocket fulls of Loonie and toonie makes it hard to climb 5 flights of stairs multiple times per day.



Loonie - one-dollar coin



Toonie - two-dollar coin



I did like it but would not live there.

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Strippers in Toronto

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Never experienced Toronto , but they’d do anything for a buck in Windsor

True, rest of Florida is its own beast

You should move to Utqiagvik, Alaska. You would score plenty of women there

I grew up right outside of Toronto. Absolutely love it. It’s not for everyone though. I would definitely move back if the opportunity presents itself