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re: Who has had a Vasectomy?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:21 pm to Croacka
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:21 pm to Croacka
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They tape your dick up out of the way
They didn't do that to me. They used a rubberband (extra small one) wrapped it around my dick, the other end of the rubber band was threaded through the handle of some forceps, then they hooked the forceps to my shirt to keep it out the way. Only thing shaved wad my ball sack and I did that the night before the procedure.
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:23 pm to chunk
I'm surprised so many guys here have had this done. I just couldn't bring myself to do this.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:27 pm to Mo Jeaux
Nothing to it. I even sat up and watched him do the second one and sew me up. Our boys were still in the NICU so we went to eat and I went back to the NICU after to hang out.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:30 pm to Mo Jeaux
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I'm surprised so many guys here have had this done. I just couldn't bring myself to do this.
It was either get a vasectomy or start using a condom. I opted for the vasectomy.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:36 pm to Mo Jeaux
NBD really, what set it into motion for me was my wife was having all kinds of problems with her IUD and it had to come out. If I wanted to continue going skin to skin I had to get snipped. I'm done having kids and don't want anymore.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:30 am to CHEDBALLZ
So, I had the procedure... which was not bad at all. The valium/percocet beforehand really helped. However, it's been almost a week and my once tight, smooth sack now looks like a wrinkled, bruised mess.
Please tell me this is gonna return to normal?
Please tell me this is gonna return to normal?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:36 am to Mo Jeaux
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I'm surprised so many guys here have had this done.
Not very surprising. The guy getting a vasectomy is MUCH less invasive and less recovery time than a woman getting her tubes tied(and cheaper I think). I mean, the woman was the one that had to be pregnant for 9 months and carry the child and go through childbirth and have her body never be exactly the same afterwards .....the least the guy could do was get a minor snip,snip and sit in a recliner the next couple days drinking beer and taking pain pills with a bag of frozen peas on his balls.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:41 am to chunk
I want one!! 3 year old boy and 7 month old twin girls. The odds of having more twins is high. I can't handle/afford 5 kids.........
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:42 am to lsunurse
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The guy getting a vasectomy is MUCH less invasive and less recovery time than a woman getting her tubes tied(and cheaper I think). I mean, the woman was the one that had to be pregnant for 9 months and carry the child and go through childbirth and have her body never be exactly the same afterwards .....the least the guy could do was get a minor snip,snip and sit in a recliner the next couple days drinking beer and taking pain pills with a bag of frozen peas on his balls.
I agree. I had one about two years ago and I barely felt any pain, but I acted like it was worse than it actually was to get more sympathy from the wife. I think that was the only time I've ever gotten a full spread of breakfast in bed. Just follow the doctor's orders and you likely won't experience any problems.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:43 am to lsunurse
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t in a recliner the next couple days drinking beer and taking pain pills with a bag of frozen peas on his balls.
I went to the Bulldog that night on Lortab 10s and beer. I just walked slow and steady.
Started the ABs the next morning.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:44 am to chunk
The ones with the high pitched voices in here. Oh, that's what to expect too I would imagine.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:45 am to mikelbr
I want to have one on Dec 28th and watch bowl games.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:47 am to chunk
Good drugs and some time in the bed. Not bad at all. All equipment works just as good after.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:00 am to chunk
Piece of cake got it on a Friday cut my grass Sunday
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:17 am to DHS1997
I need to get it done. Who are some good doctors around the New Orleans area.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:20 am to TigerDude80
How much does the procedure cost?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:21 am to chunk
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and what to expect?
I don't know - I can't imagine being so beta that I'd get a vasectomy
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:22 am to BoostAddict
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So, I had the procedure... which was not bad at all. The valium/percocet beforehand really helped. However, it's been almost a week and my once tight, smooth sack now looks like a wrinkled, bruised mess.
Please tell me this is gonna return to normal?
It should be back to normal by now, you may have a hematoma. I had the procedure done on a Thursday and Sunday I was still swollen like a softball and the black bruising went almost to the tip of my dick and of course the entire sack. Went back to doc on Monday and he confirmed a hematoma the size of a walnut. Felt like I had three balls.
No harm from it just a little bit longer recovery time. I was back to normal after a week and riding a dirtbike two weeks later.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:23 am to BoostAddict
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So, I had the procedure... which was not bad at all. The valium/percocet beforehand really helped. However, it's been almost a week and my once tight, smooth sack now looks like a wrinkled, bruised mess.
Please tell me this is gonna return to normal?
Gotdammit people... I bumped this for my nutsack... How long to return to normalcy or do I have to live with wrinkly old man balls forever?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 11:24 am to SmellslikeKevinBacon
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How much does the procedure cost?
With Meritain Health just a $30 copay.
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