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Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:16 am to Sampson
quote:
Ive been roughly 18 times
Bet you've had your shite pushed in
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:18 am to AZTarheeel
Jail
Numerous times. Can't remember exactly how many times.
1 DUI
1 Malicious Mischief (Mailbox baseball)
And the rest would involve alcohol and fighting
Numerous times. Can't remember exactly how many times.
1 DUI
1 Malicious Mischief (Mailbox baseball)
And the rest would involve alcohol and fighting
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:26 am to lsufan9193969700
The better question is has anybody that has been to jail experience anything bad while in jail?
I have been 3 times. Twice for DWI and once for being hammered and pissing in a dorm parking lot then cussing the cops out. Threw me in the drunk tank and had to spend the night. Both my DWI's were for about 5-6 hrs each
I have been 3 times. Twice for DWI and once for being hammered and pissing in a dorm parking lot then cussing the cops out. Threw me in the drunk tank and had to spend the night. Both my DWI's were for about 5-6 hrs each
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:27 am to lsufan9193969700
Disturbing the peace/ drunk in public (French quarter cops rounded up about 20 of us). I truly wasn't doing anything but whatever.
8 hours I was like a caged animal
Street cred
8 hours I was like a caged animal
Street cred

Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:54 am to Howyouluhdat
Last time, they didn't give me my seizure meds for five days. Was pretty shitty. I also kicked this big crackhead in the chest because he wouldn't stop asking me to do a 3-way call. No prison for me though
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:12 am to lsufan9193969700
In and out on a dwi
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:14 am to tigersownall
quote:
WhiskeyDick
Damn bro. you win. any chance you still keep up with your living CBB brothas in case you find some heads you need bustin'?
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:27 am to lsufan9193969700
I have never been to jail and have never been inside of a police station nor jail even to take a peek at a cell. It was never necessary for Police to have to chase my arse for anything, snatch me for being drunk/loaded, nor do anything but have them admire me for being a model citizen.
#nottrashy

#nottrashy

Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:38 am to lsufan9193969700
I've done my nickel... do it again if I had to.
I dindu nothing. All I was doing was night putting with the Dean's daughter.
I dindu nothing. All I was doing was night putting with the Dean's daughter.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:48 am to BowlJackson
quote:
But in retrospect I'm actually glad things went down how they did. It was a terrible 3.5 days but afterwards my probation became unsupervised saving me months of hassle and thousands of dollars by not having the drug classes or random drug screens.
quote:
BowlJackson
Not to mention the clear case of effective rehabilitation you underwent.....
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:02 am to Scanlon Shorthalt
I've been to jail once.
Seriously a cop made up a charge for me and got me arrested. Got in late that night and went to sleep in the cell, which I was in by myself. Got woken up for breakfast but declined and went back to sleep. Finally got up and went to the lobby and made some phone calls and a few hours later got bailed out of jail. All and all I don't want to go back but if I do, I would like a repeat of that experience.
Seriously a cop made up a charge for me and got me arrested. Got in late that night and went to sleep in the cell, which I was in by myself. Got woken up for breakfast but declined and went back to sleep. Finally got up and went to the lobby and made some phone calls and a few hours later got bailed out of jail. All and all I don't want to go back but if I do, I would like a repeat of that experience.

Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:16 am to lsufan9193969700
Twice.
2007...
Once was a DUI, in which the state trooper followed me for about 10 miles before finally pulling me over. It was a cat and mouse game. He started following me as soon as he saw me leave the bar, and he was just waiting for me to frick up.
He pulled me over about 100 yards from the parish line and claimed I was swerving. When I contested, he told me to "shut up white boy", and cuffed me. I said "it must make you feel pretty good to get you a white boy, huh?". I spent about 2 hours in jail. I fought the charge and ended up with nothing on my record.
That parish is currently under investigation for doing shady shite. All those police officers have now been fired.
2009...
The second time was a few years ago while in college. I went to college in Connecticut, and was flying out of Boston to go home to visit family. There was a terrible winter storm, and all outgoing flights were cancelled. Since I wasn't going to be able to fly out until morning,
I started drinking at the airport. Then, I said "frick it", might as well go to a bar. I guess being one of the only people walking around looked suspicious and I was stopped by the police. Boston PD picked me up, asked me if they could take me to a hotel or something. I said I didn't have a hotel because I was supposed to fly out.
They said no big deal, but we can't leave you out here and we're not letting you go back to the airport, so they took me back to the station for a few hours. Most were prior military so they just shot the shite with me. Flew out the next morning.
2007...
Once was a DUI, in which the state trooper followed me for about 10 miles before finally pulling me over. It was a cat and mouse game. He started following me as soon as he saw me leave the bar, and he was just waiting for me to frick up.
He pulled me over about 100 yards from the parish line and claimed I was swerving. When I contested, he told me to "shut up white boy", and cuffed me. I said "it must make you feel pretty good to get you a white boy, huh?". I spent about 2 hours in jail. I fought the charge and ended up with nothing on my record.
That parish is currently under investigation for doing shady shite. All those police officers have now been fired.
2009...
The second time was a few years ago while in college. I went to college in Connecticut, and was flying out of Boston to go home to visit family. There was a terrible winter storm, and all outgoing flights were cancelled. Since I wasn't going to be able to fly out until morning,
I started drinking at the airport. Then, I said "frick it", might as well go to a bar. I guess being one of the only people walking around looked suspicious and I was stopped by the police. Boston PD picked me up, asked me if they could take me to a hotel or something. I said I didn't have a hotel because I was supposed to fly out.
They said no big deal, but we can't leave you out here and we're not letting you go back to the airport, so they took me back to the station for a few hours. Most were prior military so they just shot the shite with me. Flew out the next morning.
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 9:22 am
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:21 am to baseballmind1212
quote:
Damn bro. you win. any chance you still keep up with your living CBB brothas in case you find some heads you need bustin'?
Haha, funny you mention it. I actually tried to look two of the guys whose name I remembered up on Facebook a few years back. The only one I could find was poor Lionel who was locked up in the big house for armed robbery. He has six cute kids...and a plethora of baby mommas waiting on him when he gets out.
I'll look again today and see if anything pops up.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 10:12 am to Scanlon Shorthalt
quote:
Not to mention the clear case of effective rehabilitation you underwent.....
Yeah because the important thing is the government rehabs scumbags who smoke pot and drink beer. Those are the worst kind of criminals
Posted on 1/27/17 at 10:53 am to BowlJackson
8 hours in the OPP for driving w a suspended license
Went to court and proved my license was not in fact suspended but they still would only reduce the charge to "no license on person"
$400 fine for that BS
Had a great time inside. Almost fought a drunk homeless guy who accused me of stealing his hat.
Shared seas stories with 4 active duty sailors who got into a barfight in the qtr.
Went to court and proved my license was not in fact suspended but they still would only reduce the charge to "no license on person"
$400 fine for that BS
Had a great time inside. Almost fought a drunk homeless guy who accused me of stealing his hat.
Shared seas stories with 4 active duty sailors who got into a barfight in the qtr.
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:50 am to shawnlsu
quote:
Trudy didn't make you pay her for a ankle monitor?
I had Bonnie.
fricking bitch.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:30 pm to Tigeralum2008
NOPD tried to put me in jail for an imaginary warrant last year. Dumb frickers can't even get their computers right. Luckily, JPSO had their shite together
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:55 pm to lsufan9193969700
Did 11 hours in EBRPP. I give it 1 star.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:59 pm to Hammertime
I got put in jail for skipping court. I stayed the whole weekend until the judge showed monday. THE guys in jail played poker all day and watched tv. MY cell mate was a friends outlaw brother. The day before I left, I bought a bunch of crafts they made out of trash bags and matchboxes. I still have them, fwiw.
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