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re: Who has been to jail? Why did you do time?

Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:55 pm to
I'm from Russia in the 80s. If you didn't go to jail during that time you were a snitch or a pussy, you sound like both for making this thread.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:57 pm to
Ive been roughly 18 times. Its really not all the bad. food sucks.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:57 pm to
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Why so long? I have a cousin, Vinny, he only spent 1 night for contempt.




Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32480 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:05 am to
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That's quite a haul for contempt..


So I hear.


Honestly, who gets the maximum sentence on contempt?



I do. I get the max.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:09 am to
Jail (opp) for "criminal mischief"
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98161 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:11 am to
I knew a guy who went to court drunk and fell asleep. He got six months for contempt but the judge let him go to rehab instead.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:13 am to
Sounds like you have priors and a public attorney. For contempt to even end up leading to a sentence you must be a real sister frickin retard baw
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83453 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:14 am to
quote:

So I hear.


Honestly, who gets the maximum sentence on contempt?



I do. I get the max.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32480 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:16 am to
quote:

Sounds like you have priors and a public attorney. For contempt to even end up leading to a sentence you must be a real sister frickin retard baw



Oh look, more shite from Mr. "I'm my own Grandpa".
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53748 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:20 am to
Ive never spent 24 hours in jail but ive been arrested.

bullshite stuff, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer...basically being a drunk college kid
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:23 am to
Try harder buddy you're almost to the point where it could be considered clever. I'm sure between your sister-mom and uncle-dad you'll get enough public school learnin to make a coherent reply.
Posted by DONHOGG
NE Louisiana
Member since Feb 2007
1981 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:24 am to
Spent 8 days in the pea farm for a fight I was trying to walk away from. Spent a few more in jail for fighting a couple different times.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32480 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:26 am to
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Try harder buddy you're almost to the point where it could be considered clever. I'm sure between your sister-mom and uncle-dad you'll get enough public school learnin to make a coherent reply.



What?

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:36 am to
About 3.5 days in county jail. Probation violation.

It started because I got arrested for a couple grams of weed. For that I was put on probation with mandatory drug classes and random drug tests. Several months into my probation I was at a music festival with some friends and decided to drink a beer. Right as I crack open the beer and take my first sip ATF agents roll up on a golf cart and ask for ID. I was 20, literally 1 month from being 21 and he arrests me for Minor In Possession of Alcohol (MIP). a-hole ATF agent actually told me he would have normally let me go with a warning but he caught a kid with moonshine earlier in the day and wanted informants on moonshine stills but I didn't know any hillbillies with moonshine stills so he booked me. Because of the MIP my a-hole PO sends my weed case back to court. Day I went back to court some a-hole redneck smarted off to the judge and got him in a bad mood so instead of starting my probation over, he decides to throw me in jail. Threatened to leave me in there the full 3 months for 2 grams of weed, but ended up pulling me out after the weekend.


So effectively I was sent to jail for 2 grams of a plant and 1 sip of beer 1 month before I turned 21. And only because the ATF agent, PO, and judge all happened to be in pissy moods when I dealt with them. Our justice system at work, folks






But in retrospect I'm actually glad things went down how they did. It was a terrible 3.5 days but afterwards my probation became unsupervised saving me months of hassle and thousands of dollars by not having the drug classes or random drug screens.
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 12:59 am
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:37 am to
Oh lord do you need hooked on phonics to learn comprehension? Bless your heart.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32480 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:42 am to
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Day of I went back to court some a-hole redneck smarted off to the judge and got him in a bad mood so instead of starting my probation over, he decides to throw me in jail.



This.

This right here is why I got the max.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34982 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:48 am to
Nope. Have had a few times I absolutely should have. But nope. White privilege. And always ending up with cops who know my grandpa somehow.

Pissing in public? Ima circle the block. Be where you're going before I get back.

Secret service? No biggie.

Weed, coke, guns, cash? Call mom n dad n show them. Throw away the drugs. Don't do it again.

Selling vyvanse out of the fraternity house? Nada.


Although I did get in trouble from LSU for one of my Dumbass friends throwing a spray paint can in a fire one night. Apparently that's frowned upon

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98161 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:54 am to
Some hardcore MFers in this thread.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35747 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:57 am to
quote:

No. I'm not a trashy POS.


Where's SS at?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:09 am to
The real question is how many of you baws got railed while in jail??
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