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Who does Jody Affect More - Oil Field or Military Baws

Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:11 am
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:11 am
Does Jody have a preferred target regarding oil field or military wives? Is Jody the least bit patriotic? Does Jody drive a Tesla to further harm the oil field baw? Does Louisiana Jody always have a New Iberia haircut?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:12 am to
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Does Jody have a preferred target regarding oil field or military wives? Is Jody the least bit patriotic? Does Jody drive a Tesla to further harm the oil field baw? Does Louisiana Jody always have a New Iberia haircut?


Jody prefers the wives that have pussies attached to their legs, and if you keep asking so many questions....
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:14 am to
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Is Jody the least bit patriotic


If a dependa shares her husband's rank and "also serves", then Jody is doing a service for his country, I suppose.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30460 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:14 am to
I've got friends in the oil patch and every one of them is either divorced or separated, and most of it happened after they went to work in oil/gas.

My vote is oil/gas
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:17 am to
So, he is patriotic and likely an environmentalist.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:18 am to
Jody's main prey is oilfield/plant baws.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:19 am to
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So, he is patriotic and likely an environmentalist.


Jody is the chameleon gangsta of love, baw
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 10:21 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:20 am to
Probably Jody doesn't mind athletes who go on two week road trips
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:22 am to
Does plant baw fall under oilfield?

If not you need another category
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:23 am to
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Jody's main prey is oilfield/plant baws.



You guys only think that because there are no major bases around here

Trust me, Jody is swimming in mil wife poon
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71184 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:23 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:23 am to
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You guys only think that because there are no major bases around here


quote:

Trust me, Jody is swimming in mil wife poon


truer words, baw, that's Jody's bread and butter
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:25 am to
The Ring video doorbell app is the official Jody alarm of the oilfield
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:25 am to
where would one find a pumpkin like that?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:26 am to
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where would one find a pumpkin like that?



Photoshop
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:26 am to
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Is Jody the least bit patriotic?


Have to never seen the bumper sticker “my girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom”?
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:26 am to
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Jody's main prey is oilfield/plant baws.



Yeah, that oilfield cash is more enticing than a military stipend.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:26 am to
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The Ring video doorbell app is the official Jody alarm of the oilfield


no baw, Jody's the back door man
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17193 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:27 am to
Back in my younger days of Jodying, you target specific events baws likes to do. Like the opening week of hunting season.

Some popular bar back in the day used to have a ‘deer widows’ night that Fri and Sat. Best weekend of the year for slaying prime milf poon.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:27 am to
Jody doesn’t care. He’s anywhere and everywhere. He doesn’t care about your 9-5 at the bank or the plumbing company.

He’ll go to your apt during the day while she puts the kids down for a nap. He’ll meet her out behind Zumba class. Or when she goes to the park for a run.


The thing about Jody is that Jody doesn’t exist without HER.

He doesn’t appear out of thin air. She conjures him up with that thing between her legs, like a cartoon pie smell






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The Ring video doorbell app is the official Jody alarm of the oilfield



She lets him in the bedroom window.
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 10:30 am
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