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re: Who does Jody Affect More - Oil Field or Military Baws

Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:29 am to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:29 am to
Oilfield baws are home and away on a more predictable schedule. Military baws may be home for months or years at a time, then be gone on not much notice. Jody likes consistency.
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:31 am to
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The thing about Jody is that Jody doesn’t exist without HER.


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Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:34 am to
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Military baws may be home for months or years at a time, then be gone on not much notice.


knew some baws in F-15 sister squadrons based in Germany a few years back, they were notorious for Jodying each others wives when one would deploy and one stayed back, kind of a weird setup because a lot of them knew what was going on and just "lived the lifestyle"
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:35 am to
That’s weird
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Some popular bar back in the day used to have a ‘deer widows’ night that Fri and Sat. Best weekend of the year for slaying prime milf poon.



Sounds like a great event to be held at The Cadillac
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:37 am to
I heard that one of the best jobs for Jody is being a tennis pro at country clubs...like fishing with dynamite.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:38 am to
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That’s weird


agreed, and from what I was told it was just about from top to bottom of the squadrons, almost full participation
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23225 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:38 am to
After spending 12 years in the Army on active duty I’ve seen Jody come in and break up families on a regular basis, and it happens most during deployments. Domestic violence on base happens too frequently from what I’ve seen because Jody simply cannot stay away.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28721 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:38 am to
Jody doesn’t discriminate
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:40 am to
quote:

That’s weird



The A-Gangers on my sub slept with each others wives on a regular basis. Hell, one E-4 found out his E-6 supervisor was railing his girl while the ship was out to sea and the E-6 was home recovering from an injury

That girl was smoking hot too. Batshit crazy but incredibly sexy
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:41 am to
Jody can’t stay away?

Hate to tell you bud but Jody ain’t opening that door and her legs.

You can be mad at Jody all you want, but if you killed every Jody in the world dead, he’d keep popping up as long as she was putting that arse out like a bitch in heat.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:42 am to
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Jody can’t stay away?


quote:

Hate to tell you bud but Jody ain’t opening that door and her legs.


thank you, was about to point that out too
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:43 am to
Oil Field by a wide margin. Jody has cut a wide swath of destruction in oil field baw marriages.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23225 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:48 am to
I concur, it always takes two to tango. Killing Jody does not solve the problem, because another Jody inevitably takes his place. Culpability lies with the one who possesses the vagina.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:51 am to
Jody loves to use a baw’s bass boat during a weekend-long turnaround.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 11:10 am to
That’s funny
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17193 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 11:14 am to
Best jobs to Jody:

Little league baseball coach
Personal trainer in a big chain gym
Bartender
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 11:46 am to
Door to door salesmen used to reel in the daytime milf trim
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16956 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 11:51 am to
Gotta put club pro in that list
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82376 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 12:16 pm to
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Does Jody drive a Tesla to further harm the oil field baw?


Bad idea. You want to boost the demand for oil so the baws are out on the rig.
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