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Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:50 pm
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6504 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:50 pm
Janitor at a Home Depot or gas station clerk in the hood

Don't work and you die of starvation because welfare doesn't exist in this scenario.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12541 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:53 pm to
Janitor at Home Depot.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27928 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:54 pm to
In this scenario, do I win the megamillions at some point?

If so, ill do the janitor gig.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:56 pm to
No contest.

Home Depot has a solid advancement culture. A responsible janitor who busts his arse at Home Depot and seeks to move up won't be a janitor for very long, most likely.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:57 pm to
Clerk at the gas station. Hopefully I’d get shot dead on the first night so we could get it over with quick.


Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:57 pm to
Clerk in the ghetto.


Better chance of somebody ending all the misery and pain for me.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:58 pm to
am I black or white?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Janitor at a Home Depot


Easy choice
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63278 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:01 pm to
Janitor at a Home Depot and it is not even close. I don't imagine there is a hell of a lot of work to do for a janitor at a home depot...maybe have to drive some kind of Zamboni-like machine for a couple of hours per night to mop the floors, but everything else would be cake.

I think I could smash through the actual shite work and do some pretty interesting stuff during the rest of my work shift.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16067 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:01 pm to
HD all day
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17789 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:05 pm to
Caucasian.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:07 pm to
Janitor at Home Depot by a mile
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85505 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:09 pm to
Wow the gas station option sounds really enticing
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19806 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Janitor at a Home Depot and it is not even close. I don't imagine there is a hell of a lot of work to do for a janitor at a home depot...maybe have to drive some kind of Zamboni-like machine for a couple of hours per night to mop the floors, but everything else would be cake.

I think I could smash through the actual shite work and do some pretty interesting stuff during the rest of my work shift.


fricking cleaning the shitty toilets at Home Depot would not be fun. Them day labors probably blow that shite up every morning with them taco shits.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6504 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:20 pm to
HD janitor job responsibilities would include cleaning the bathrooms every two hours.
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:24 pm to
Home Depot doesn’t look like it needs much janitorial work. There’s no carpets no toilets. Sounds Like cushy job.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

HD janitor job responsibilities would include cleaning the bathrooms every two hours.

Or dying at Triple S. Hmmmm. You bring up a decent point.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63278 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Them day labors probably blow that shite up every morning with them taco shits.



I laughed!
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 10/31/18 at 11:21 pm to
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am I black or white?



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