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Which type of person are you? “I was afraid there would not be enough pizza…
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:19 pm
for everyone”
Context:
pizza lunch for large group of people
1. So I took 3 slices
2. So I took only 1 slice
Context:
pizza lunch for large group of people
1. So I took 3 slices
2. So I took only 1 slice
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to Turf Taint
3. Not eat shitty pizza
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to Nutriaitch
How long have you been a secretary
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to Turf Taint
3. Took zero slices and drank all the beer. Then raided my fridge at midnight because I drank on an empty stomach but still wake up with a hangover.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to Turf Taint
Alternate phrasing:
1. fat
2. Not fat.
1. fat
2. Not fat.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to Turf Taint
Yea I saw this on facebook too.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:22 pm to Turf Taint
Now, replace pizza with baby formula...
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:22 pm to Turf Taint
When I worked in a corporate office, the Indians would line up like they hadn’t eaten in a month. Then go back for more and make doggie bags.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:23 pm to Turf Taint
Was it Alfredo's Pizza or Pizza by Alfredo? This changes the answer.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:27 pm to Turf Taint
3. Cough on the pizza so no one wants it and I get the whole thing
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:31 pm to Turf Taint
3. take 2. 1 piece of pizza is BS for anyone, but im gonna be considerate and wait on that 3rd
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:32 pm to Turf Taint
I'm not twelve and I don't get wound up for a pizza party, so I passed on the pizza in favor of hiding in my car and drinking whiskey. I may or may not have smoked half a joint, too.
ETA: That's all bullshite. I didn't so much pass on the pizza party as I just took three pieces with me to the car.
ETA: That's all bullshite. I didn't so much pass on the pizza party as I just took three pieces with me to the car.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:38 pm to Turf Taint
ETA:dammit 57
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:39 pm to beerJeep
quote:
3. Cough on the pizza so no one wants it and I get the whole thing
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:40 pm to Turf Taint
Take two pieces. Wait until everyone has had their turn to get pizza, then see if there is any left.
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:44 pm to Turf Taint
Depends on how far into the line I am.
If I’m first, I’m only taking one.
If I’m late and realize there will be leftovers, I’ll get 3
If I’m first, I’m only taking one.
If I’m late and realize there will be leftovers, I’ll get 3
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