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Which type of person are you? “I was afraid there would not be enough pizza…

Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:19 pm
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:19 pm
for everyone”

Context:
pizza lunch for large group of people

1. So I took 3 slices

2. So I took only 1 slice
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7531 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to
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Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to
3. Not eat shitty pizza
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36368 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to
1. I gotta get mine.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:20 pm to
How long have you been a secretary
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12509 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to
3. Took zero slices and drank all the beer. Then raided my fridge at midnight because I drank on an empty stomach but still wake up with a hangover.
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to
Alternate phrasing:

1. fat
2. Not fat.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3912 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:21 pm to
Yea I saw this on facebook too.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65756 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:22 pm to

Now, replace pizza with baby formula...
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:22 pm to
When I worked in a corporate office, the Indians would line up like they hadn’t eaten in a month. Then go back for more and make doggie bags.
Posted by m57
Flyover Country
Member since May 2017
2086 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:23 pm to
Was it Alfredo's Pizza or Pizza by Alfredo? This changes the answer.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:25 pm to
I would take 2 slices.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35042 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:27 pm to
3. Cough on the pizza so no one wants it and I get the whole thing
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4893 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:31 pm to
3. take 2. 1 piece of pizza is BS for anyone, but im gonna be considerate and wait on that 3rd
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54291 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:32 pm to
I'm not twelve and I don't get wound up for a pizza party, so I passed on the pizza in favor of hiding in my car and drinking whiskey. I may or may not have smoked half a joint, too.



ETA: That's all bullshite. I didn't so much pass on the pizza party as I just took three pieces with me to the car.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124275 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:38 pm to



ETA:dammit 57
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 12:40 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124275 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

3. Cough on the pizza so no one wants it and I get the whole thing



Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7706 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:40 pm to
Take two pieces. Wait until everyone has had their turn to get pizza, then see if there is any left.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29316 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:44 pm to
Depends on how far into the line I am.

If I’m first, I’m only taking one.

If I’m late and realize there will be leftovers, I’ll get 3
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