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which one of you baws been jogging in little rock?
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:13 am
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:13 am
"S*** Bandit" Strikes Hillcrest
Tiffany Mattzela had barely set off for breakfast last Saturday morning when a sight outside her Ash St. home quickly killed her appetite.
"I came around to get in the passenger side of the vehicle, and I noticed a huge pile of feces," Mattzela recalled.
Assuming a big dog and irresponsible owner were to blame, she and her fiancé went back to look at their security cameras.
"When we did, we found it was not a dog," Mattzela explained. "It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away."
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Tiffany Mattzela had barely set off for breakfast last Saturday morning when a sight outside her Ash St. home quickly killed her appetite.
"I came around to get in the passenger side of the vehicle, and I noticed a huge pile of feces," Mattzela recalled.
Assuming a big dog and irresponsible owner were to blame, she and her fiancé went back to look at their security cameras.
"When we did, we found it was not a dog," Mattzela explained. "It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away."
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Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:16 am to cajunbuck
shite Bandit strikes again
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:19 am to cajunbuck
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Tiffany Mattzela
IWHI
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:21 am to SwampTrash
If she isn't married should I ask her out?
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:23 am to cajunbuck
When you gotta go you gotta go?
I was getting into my car at WDW a few years ago, and someone had taken a huge dump in the parking lot. Guess they couldn't wait anymore.
I was getting into my car at WDW a few years ago, and someone had taken a huge dump in the parking lot. Guess they couldn't wait anymore.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:36 am to cajunbuck
Runners trots
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:45 am to SwampTrash
most def WHI. pound town - population 2
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:47 am to BatonRougeBuckeye
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Runners trots
but, going back to wipe it on her door handle?
Posted on 1/4/18 at 11:48 am to SwampTrash
Every chick in that vid was an easy ‘wood’
Posted on 1/4/18 at 12:19 pm to MorbidTheClown
I had a little sympathy for the perp; not much, but I do understand that when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Not anymore. This mother fricker needs to go to jail.
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but, going back to wipe it on her door handle?
Not anymore. This mother fricker needs to go to jail.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 12:21 pm to cajunbuck
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"It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away."
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Posted on 1/4/18 at 1:12 pm to cajunbuck
I worked at a wal-mart in a college town during my teen years. The college pledges would always shite by the bike rack. If I was first to spot the shite I would walk by and pretend I did not see it.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 1:30 pm to cajunbuck
Back when I used to train for marathons I got in a couple of binds that led to some situations I am not proud of. It happens.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:12 pm to cajunbuck
Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:21 pm to cajunbuck
What are you supposed to do when you have to crap and home is 3 miles away.
Look for a nice place like between two cars
Look for a nice place like between two cars
Posted on 1/4/18 at 2:59 pm to arktiger28
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Back when I used to train for marathons I got in a couple of binds that led to some situations I am not proud of. It happens
Most runners have had something like this happen. I've come home with only one sock on a couple times. Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:15 pm to cajunbuck
When I was training for a marathon once I was on a long run and couldn't hold it anymore. It started around mile 13-14 and by the time I was around mile 16 I luckily crossed a whataburger, went in, and took the sloppiest shite of my life. If it weren't for that wataburger I would've had to do the same thing.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:17 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Used to happen to me a lot. Now I make sure I go first. Many a time I had to hide in a bush and use leaves to wipe. Not fun.
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:19 pm to arktiger28
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Back when I used to train for marathons I got in a couple of binds that led to some situations I am not proud of. It happens.
if you have never laid down in a ditch to shite because your legs were too tired from running 20+ miles and then wiped with a sock you are not really living IMO
Posted on 1/4/18 at 3:27 pm to cajunbuck
Wasn't there a pooping pedestrian in another city several months ago? Maybe this is the new fitness craze
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