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When you're standing in a line and let loose a silent but deadly fart

Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:54 pm
Posted by doya2
Charenton
Member since Jan 2005
7923 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:54 pm
What do you do, if anything, to give off the impression it is not you?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:55 pm to
Turn around and loudly blame it on my wife
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29212 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:55 pm to
I laugh really loud. Farts are hilarious
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:56 pm to
Stay silent, obviously.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:56 pm to
Look at another person.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:59 pm to
Did it on a little puddle jumper flight to Houston. I thought they were going to throw me out the plane.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

doya2


Been here 13 years and this is the best you can do?
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33981 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:08 pm to
pull out the Ozium
Posted by doubleh
Avoyelles
Member since Mar 2018
529 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:08 pm to
Blame it on my son. Nobody gets mad at a 3 year old for farting.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:35 pm to
Claim it
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16538 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:36 pm to
Amateur, save those for elevators and Dutch Ovens.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:51 pm to
Maintain a strict poker face. No one can prove I noticed it much less did it.

This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 7:52 pm
Posted by iwantacooler
Member since Aug 2017
2156 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:55 pm to
I had some terrible gas last week at Disney world. Monorail, haunted mansion, the line that wrapped around to get on thunder mountain... I bombed them all
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:57 pm to
Ask my daughter if she farted and then blame her .
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124255 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:58 pm to
Grow up!¡¡¡!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26436 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 8:09 pm to
Crop dusting is an art...
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5253 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:32 pm to
I usually just avoid doing this.
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:48 pm to
Yep! definitely Jr. High night on TD
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:50 pm to
Walmart aisle fart is best!
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:52 pm to
I'll usually blame one of my children and say, "number one, you need to take a number two" when we get home.

Little do I know, they already dookied in their pants and the joke is really on me.
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