re: When you're standing in a line and let loose a silent but deadly fart

I had a 60 foot, loud, walking fart in the hallway of the golden nugget a couple months ago. Sorry if any of you were on the 3rd floor

Here’s a story I posted last week on the MSB that is pertinent to this thread:

So last night SLS gave me a free room so I used it as a base and hopped to the different sports books on the monorail to watch the games. Drank a lot of beer and this morning I woke up with the beer farts.

So I’m waiting for the elevator earlier going to check out and I have my dog with me and I think I have time to fart before the elevator comes so I do it, and the door opens 3 seconds later and I know that’s not enough time to leave it in the hallway. It’s going to drag with me. Then I look in the elevator and it’s Lamar Odom and I’m like frick do I get on and drag this fart in for Lamar Odom or do I just catch the next one.

I got on hoping the elevator would just quickly go to the bottom but it stopped on a floor so I couldn’t just ignore the fart anymore, so I blamed it on my dog and told him she gets nervous and farts in strange places. He laughed.