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re: When you take the last donut, throw the box away.

Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:48 am to
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13249 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:48 am to
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I'd throw away the box before I took the first donut, to do your fatass a favor.


Wow. You’re so fit and cool bro. Thanks.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10242 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 8:50 am to
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I'm convinced my wife has no clue how boxes are broken down and that they take up less room in the trashcan when they're broken down. She's resorted to leaving the box and packing around the house randomly and just thrown in the garage for me to deal with. I made an issue of it, and that was more work than breaking down the boxes myself.

I don't know why the thread is limited to donut boxes.



are you married to my wife? it's gotten to the point now where i'll take whatever she leaves on the counter and put it on her pillow. its slowly working.......slowly.

eta: our outside garbage can is probaly 30' feet from the kitchen counter.....i've timed it. 9-11 seconds there and back.
This post was edited on 1/31/24 at 8:51 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:22 am to
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Does it bother anyone else when people just leave the empty box?

You know how I know your fat little fingers opened the box to take a donut and cried because none were left?
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13581 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:23 am to
If you pour the last cup of coffee in the pot and it's not even lunchtime yet, MAKE MORE.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68529 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:34 am to
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 I cleaned it up

Congrats on being the office's bitch.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15339 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 9:35 am to
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I'm convinced my wife has no clue how boxes are broken down and that they take up less room in the trashcan


I must be married to her sister and it runs in the family---AND she passed that little trait down to her daughter to boot.

Oh and mine doesn't know how to load a drainboard when washing dishes either. She can wash 6 dishes and the drainboard looks like she cleaned up after 3 people ate a 4 course meal.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8277 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 10:01 am to
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Does it bother anyone else when people just leave the empty box? You know you took the last one. Just throw the box away.


I have come in to empty king cake boxes 3 times in the last 2 weeks. shite is annoying. Get excited for a slice with my coffee, and not a crumb left
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13249 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:14 am to
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You know how I know your fat little fingers opened the box to take a donut and cried because none were left?


Well actually, there were two boxes of donuts on the table. The second one is still there with donuts left in it. But your story is cool too bro.

Sorry you can’t afford to eat a donut or you’ll gain 20 pounds. Your metabolism must SUCK!!!!
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:20 am to
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Oh and mine doesn't know how to load a drainboard when washing dishes either. She can wash 6 dishes and the drainboard looks like she cleaned up after 3 people ate a 4 course me


Mine just thinks if dishes/pans are inside the washing machine, they'll get clean. Bowls not turned upside down, bowls spooning other bowls, it's a free for all.

As for the office, we've got a guy that pours his spit bottle in the toilet, but doesn't flush it. I'm gonna give him a swirlie in it one day.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14135 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:39 pm to
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Congrats on being the office's bitch.

Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5222 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:07 pm to
The look of sadness on the next person who thinks they are getting a donut goes great with the last donut I'm eating. Makes it taste better.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3028 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:07 pm to
You couldn’t live with my wife and daughters.

They do things like this constantly. Sometimes I wonder how our home would look if I stopped picking-up after them for a day or two.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18663 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:10 pm to
How do you know the box is empty?

They might have left the holes in the box.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
1610 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:13 pm to
Lol, yes. Someone takes 1/2 of a donut or cookie and leaves the remainder behind. Who wants to touch that?
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5222 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:15 pm to
Taking half of the last donut is psychotic.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7377 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:29 pm to
frick that, close it up and watch the piggies when they realize its empty...funny as hell.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25492 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:56 pm to
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When you take the last donut, throw the box away.


Ha...you fell for the fatty trap.
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:59 pm to
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That goes with anything else...When the toilet paper roll is out, replace the fricker...



Kinda like I'll never drink the last cup of coffee because I'm too lazy to make another pot, sometimes I won't wipe my arse so I don't have to replace the roll.
Posted by Basinhunterfisher
Member since Feb 2018
308 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:03 pm to
and when you take the last paper towel, replace the roll
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26828 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:12 pm to
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I won't wipe my arse so I don't have to replace the roll.


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Scuttle Butt


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