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re: When you got married did you do so with the understanding that it was pretty much the end
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:51 pm to Dumpster Diver
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:51 pm to Dumpster Diver
Does anybody on this site have regular amounts of sex with their wives
Y’all are either fricking 30 times a week or haven’t seen a titty in 15 years
Y’all are either fricking 30 times a week or haven’t seen a titty in 15 years
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:52 pm to Dumpster Diver
That’s why I haven’t married my girl. As a sports analogy: I don’t give her a guaranteed long term contract. She’s on a one year non guaranteed deal each season.
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:52 pm to Sun God
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Does anybody on this site have regular amounts of sex with their wives
Number 1 complaint men have in marriage is lack of sex.
But of course every man in this thread is banging the old lady 20 times a week

Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:53 pm to LCA131
We've had quite the spate of numb-nutted posters lately.
The slap-dick jail must've paroled 'em.
The slap-dick jail must've paroled 'em.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:54 pm to Dumpster Diver
Hope you’re just playing to stereotypes and don’t think that’s how it is. Sex in marriage varies in frequency over the years. Just is what it is. It is true that when you love a woman she appears more attractive to you than she would if a stranger…but sometimes your concept of what is attractive bends toward what you have if you’re happy.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:55 pm to Dumpster Diver
Dumpster thoughts from Dumpster Diver.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:58 pm to Dumpster Diver
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It's a fact that a woman's desire for her husband drops off a cliff within the first 3 years of marriage.
Please go get her hormone levels checked
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:58 pm to Dumpster Diver
Ive been married more than you and that never happened.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:59 pm to boosiebadazz
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when you wear your edgelord fedora
Nobody’s worn a fedora in like 15 years
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:00 pm to Sun God
Me and TigerLabiasagna have sex 3 to 4 times a week on average. Married 15 years, age 40.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:04 pm to Dumpster Diver
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Do you just consider that part of the price you pay for marriage/family ?
Nah dude. I've been married 23 years. Sometimes we have sex a few times a week. Sometimes we don't have sex for a few weeks.
I'm not sure what everyone else thinks is normal, but that seems about how it worked when I was single, so I can't complain. But, if sex is the biggest problem in your marriage, then you were probably bad at convincing a woman to sleep with you when you were single.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:04 pm to TigerBalsagna
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Me and TigerLabiasagna have sex 3 to 4 times a week on average. Married 15 years, age 40.
Doesn't it get boring with the same person for 15 years ?
Kind of like going to the same place every night for dinner and having the same meal.
Aren't you just kind of going through the motions at some point ?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
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Always treat her like a girlfriend
Or, and hear me out: be a little picky and choose a woman looking for actual commitment and knows the difference.
Most men can still be romantic as they age and stage; it just evolves. A woman that just wants to be treated like she's 18 all her life is a nightmare.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:06 pm to Dumpster Diver
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Doesn't it get boring with the same person for 15 years ?
Kind of like going to the same place every night for dinner and having the same meal.
Aren't you just kind of going through the motions at some point ?
What do all of your facts tell you? You seem to think it all fits in a nice, neat box. Pun intended
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:07 pm to Dumpster Diver
One of my good friends told me he hasn’t had sex with his wife in over a year, she’s in her 40’s. Another friend is going on over two years, she’s in her 50’s.
My first friend told he goes to those Chinese rub and tug massage parlors to get through the dry spells.
Dint think I’ll ever get married again.
My first friend told he goes to those Chinese rub and tug massage parlors to get through the dry spells.
Dint think I’ll ever get married again.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:07 pm to Dumpster Diver
No. Been married over a decade and it’s typically hot 1-2x per week. We both stay fit and attractive. And put much effort into it.
Maybe you’re doing something wrong.
Maybe you’re doing something wrong.

Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:08 pm to Dumpster Diver
Didn’t we just have this exact thread like a week ago
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:09 pm to Townedrunkard
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One of my good friends told me he hasn’t had sex with his wife in over a year, she’s in her 40’s. Another friend is going on over two years, she’s in her 50’s.
My first friend told he goes to those Chinese rub and tug massage parlors to get through the dry spells.
Dint think I’ll ever get married again.
Prepare to get downvoted.
Sexless marriages are a myth & all of the husbands on here are getting it 5 times a day.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:10 pm to glassman
OP is a known troll. Move along
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:10 pm to Havoc
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Been married over a decade and it’s typically hot
Married over a decade & it's still hot ?

Do you people actually believe your own BS ?
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