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re: When you got married did you do so with the understanding that it was pretty much the end

Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46684 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:51 pm to
Does anybody on this site have regular amounts of sex with their wives

Y’all are either fricking 30 times a week or haven’t seen a titty in 15 years
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23247 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:52 pm to
That’s why I haven’t married my girl. As a sports analogy: I don’t give her a guaranteed long term contract. She’s on a one year non guaranteed deal each season.
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted by Dumpster Diver
Member since Mar 2025
153 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:52 pm to
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Does anybody on this site have regular amounts of sex with their wives


Number 1 complaint men have in marriage is lack of sex.
But of course every man in this thread is banging the old lady 20 times a week
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34060 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:53 pm to
We've had quite the spate of numb-nutted posters lately.

The slap-dick jail must've paroled 'em.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41001 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:54 pm to
Hope you’re just playing to stereotypes and don’t think that’s how it is. Sex in marriage varies in frequency over the years. Just is what it is. It is true that when you love a woman she appears more attractive to you than she would if a stranger…but sometimes your concept of what is attractive bends toward what you have if you’re happy.
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1943 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:55 pm to
Dumpster thoughts from Dumpster Diver.

Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16708 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:58 pm to
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It's a fact that a woman's desire for her husband drops off a cliff within the first 3 years of marriage.


Please go get her hormone levels checked
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34060 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:58 pm to
Ive been married more than you and that never happened.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56722 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:59 pm to
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when you wear your edgelord fedora

Nobody’s worn a fedora in like 15 years
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
832 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:00 pm to
Me and TigerLabiasagna have sex 3 to 4 times a week on average. Married 15 years, age 40.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5093 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:04 pm to
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Do you just consider that part of the price you pay for marriage/family ?


Nah dude. I've been married 23 years. Sometimes we have sex a few times a week. Sometimes we don't have sex for a few weeks.

I'm not sure what everyone else thinks is normal, but that seems about how it worked when I was single, so I can't complain. But, if sex is the biggest problem in your marriage, then you were probably bad at convincing a woman to sleep with you when you were single.
Posted by Dumpster Diver
Member since Mar 2025
153 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:04 pm to
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Me and TigerLabiasagna have sex 3 to 4 times a week on average. Married 15 years, age 40.


Doesn't it get boring with the same person for 15 years ?
Kind of like going to the same place every night for dinner and having the same meal.
Aren't you just kind of going through the motions at some point ?
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
247 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:05 pm to
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Always treat her like a girlfriend


Or, and hear me out: be a little picky and choose a woman looking for actual commitment and knows the difference.

Most men can still be romantic as they age and stage; it just evolves. A woman that just wants to be treated like she's 18 all her life is a nightmare.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75007 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:06 pm to
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Doesn't it get boring with the same person for 15 years ?
Kind of like going to the same place every night for dinner and having the same meal.
Aren't you just kind of going through the motions at some point ?


What do all of your facts tell you? You seem to think it all fits in a nice, neat box. Pun intended
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
11835 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:07 pm to
One of my good friends told me he hasn’t had sex with his wife in over a year, she’s in her 40’s. Another friend is going on over two years, she’s in her 50’s.

My first friend told he goes to those Chinese rub and tug massage parlors to get through the dry spells.

Dint think I’ll ever get married again.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33935 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:07 pm to
No. Been married over a decade and it’s typically hot 1-2x per week. We both stay fit and attractive. And put much effort into it.

Maybe you’re doing something wrong.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37637 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:08 pm to
Didn’t we just have this exact thread like a week ago
Posted by Dumpster Diver
Member since Mar 2025
153 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:09 pm to
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One of my good friends told me he hasn’t had sex with his wife in over a year, she’s in her 40’s. Another friend is going on over two years, she’s in her 50’s.

My first friend told he goes to those Chinese rub and tug massage parlors to get through the dry spells.

Dint think I’ll ever get married again.


Prepare to get downvoted.
Sexless marriages are a myth & all of the husbands on here are getting it 5 times a day.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18011 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:10 pm to
OP is a known troll. Move along
Posted by Dumpster Diver
Member since Mar 2025
153 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 5:10 pm to
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Been married over a decade and it’s typically hot


Married over a decade & it's still hot ?
Do you people actually believe your own BS ?
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