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re: When Will We Amercans Cease Being Savages & Include Bidets As Standard Plumbing?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:37 am to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:37 am to shutterspeed
After getting to use a toilet mounted bidet, I was sold.
A heated toilet seat, and a gentle Stream of warm water massaging my balloon knot.
What's not to like?
A heated toilet seat, and a gentle Stream of warm water massaging my balloon knot.
What's not to like?
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:44 am to shutterspeed
Let's be civilized Americans first, not Amercans.
Never used one. I use wipes. I even keep them at my work.
Never used one. I use wipes. I even keep them at my work.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:46 pm to shutterspeed
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When Will We Amercans Cease Being Savages & Include Bidets As Standard Plumbing?
Hopefully soon. I get tired of having to grab my ankles in the shower
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:48 pm to jeff5891
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:59 pm to shutterspeed
Americans may be fat, take too many pills, and falling behind the rest of the world in education but I refuse to take hygiene advice from Europe much less another County and the idea of going to a public bathroom and straddling a toilet with a faucet on it to splash water on my booty hole is not my idea of hygiene
Posted on 12/4/16 at 12:59 pm to shutterspeed
Using bidet is a completely underrated experience. So fresh. So clean.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:09 pm to shutterspeed
Worked at Big arse Fans for a while and every single toilet in the building had Toto washlets on them, one of my favorite parts about working there.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:12 pm to shutterspeed
What's wrong with toilet paper? Is this some fat people issue I'm not aware of?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:16 pm to CelticDog
It's called a trash can.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:17 pm to lsu2006
If you had shite on your arm, would you just use a piece of toilet paper to wipe it off?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:20 pm to hendersonshands
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:26 pm to hendersonshands
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If you had shite on your arm, would you just use a piece of toilet paper to wipe it off?
No. But we're talking about my a-hole, are we not?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:29 pm to lsu2006
We are, and I enjoy my a-hole being actually clean instead of mostly wiped away
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:32 pm to lsu2006
I can't even look at some of you posters knowing what a fecal petri dish your butts are.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:34 pm to shutterspeed
I would need a red porcelain bidet to prevent blood stains
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:36 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:37 pm to Bossier2323
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I would need a red porcelain bidet to prevent blood stains
Ewww. Me too.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:39 pm to shutterspeed
I was about 9 when I moved to Germany. I had a serious hard time figuring out what the bidet was.
Europeans only showered once a week or so and reeked of BO. Bidets were more of a necessity for them.
I'm in a pretty decent rythm and only go at home. On the rare chance I might have to go at work, I'll use some Clorox wipes.
It burns a little. But it's a good type of burn.
Europeans only showered once a week or so and reeked of BO. Bidets were more of a necessity for them.
I'm in a pretty decent rythm and only go at home. On the rare chance I might have to go at work, I'll use some Clorox wipes.
It burns a little. But it's a good type of burn.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:40 pm to shutterspeed
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I can't even look at some of you posters knowing what a fecal petri dish your butts are.
You always have me and Hendo.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:45 pm to hendersonshands
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If you had shite on your arm, would you just use a piece of toilet paper to wipe it off?
No but I'd use more than water. Unless you're soaping up it's still dirty.
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