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When Will We Amercans Cease Being Savages & Include Bidets As Standard Plumbing?

Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:38 am
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73721 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:38 am
I've included a helpful link that shows how to use various types of bidets. Please be adult about the images as well as the subject of this thread.

Thanks.

How to Use a Bidet
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32880 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:40 am to
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Please be adult about the images as well as the subject of this thread.

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O-T Lounge
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:42 am to
Baby wipes
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29684 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:43 am to
IWHI
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10508 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:43 am to
"We" are the savages for NOT using our bare hands to wash our assholes?



This world is cray
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:43 am to
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40987 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:45 am to
The standalone seems like a PITA but the built into the toilet ones are awesome.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:48 am to
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quote:

Please be adult about the images as well as the subject of this thread.

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O-T Lounge

I had the same reaction to the old babe thread disclaimer, which read in part: "All women must be fully clothed..."
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12977 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:51 am to
I've always heard the bidets in Vegas were amazing.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69635 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:53 am to
Bidets are for the gays
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:54 am to
The bidet is a very strange concept for me
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 10:56 am
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:55 am to
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Baby wipes


yep. but wouldn't it be grand if you didn't have to carry them with you and then figure out how to dispose of them.

Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 10:56 am to
I have a bidet because I'm cultured. I hate shitting anywhere other than my house.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:11 am to
You haven't lived until you've felt that cool refreshing stream as it gently cleanses your taint
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73721 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:21 am to
Judging by all the thread downvotes, lotta people here who enjoy walking around all day with faeces smeared on their bums.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117061 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:24 am to
Yeah...a wet arse and shite covered rags are the way to go.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:28 am to
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Judging by all the thread downvotes, lotta people here who enjoy walking around all day with faeces smeared on their bums.


Brings up the question of how far does shite have to be from your arse for it to no longer be acceptable to wipe with just a dry paper towel?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91065 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:28 am to
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lotta people here who enjoy walking around all day with faeces smeared on their bums.




Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 11:36 am to
Bc they're incredibly pricey. A toilet is $100 and a Toto neorest is $4500, do you expect everybody to pay that for a toilet?
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