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re: When Will We Amercans Cease Being Savages & Include Bidets As Standard Plumbing?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:49 pm to KamaCausey_LSU
Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:49 pm to KamaCausey_LSU
Old school corn husk user myself.
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 1:53 pm to shutterspeed
Support. Could push bathing back to 2-3 times a week with a bidet.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:08 pm to AUCE05
Doesn't a bidet just splash poop water everywhere?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:18 pm to shutterspeed
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Judging by all the thread downvotes, lotta people here who enjoy walking around all day with faeces smeared on their bums.
Wet wipes baw
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:22 pm to Rebel
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Europeans only showered once a week or so and reeked of BO. Bidets were more of a necessity for them.
Just think. With our daily showering coupled with a bidet for our behinds, Americans would be UNSTOPPABLE.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:27 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
No fool
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:32 pm to hendersonshands
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We are, and I enjoy my a-hole being actually clean instead of mostly wiped away
Learn to wipe. It's not rocket appliances
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:52 pm to lsu2006
Ok, if you use a bidet, how do u know u got it all? I'm still gonna need some confirmation
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:52 pm to lsu2006
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rocket appliances
Now THAT would be a concept
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:53 pm to Schmelly
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Schmelly
I think your perspective may be a little biased in this thread.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 2:56 pm to shutterspeed
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I think your perspective may be a little biased in this thread.
?? I'm just asking. I don't know how these things work. I can't just trust it's all gone
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:02 pm to shutterspeed
quote:It's a real bitch having to remove corn from the drain.
bidets
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:04 pm to shutterspeed
Eat better and your arse won't be crusty.
If you eat right you almost don't have to wipe.
If you eat right you almost don't have to wipe.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:20 pm to gthog61
The bidet with air jet?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:36 pm to Rebel
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On the rare chance I might have to go at work, I'll use some Clorox wipes.
This takes bleaching your a-hole to a whole new level does it not?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:45 pm to gthog61
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If you eat right you almost don't have to wipe.
Well, do you wipe your arse or don't you? Which is it?
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:59 pm to MrLarson
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Baby wipes
shite on your hands.
Posted on 12/4/16 at 5:10 pm to shutterspeed
I have a hairy arse so I'd be down for bidets to help keep the dingleberries away
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