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re: When The Tree Surgeon You Hired is a Quack

Posted on 6/28/25 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2386 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

They cut that starter wedge way too short


quote:

starter wedge


Starter wedge?
WTF?
Are you referring to the face cut?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9427 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 4:07 pm to
His bond and insurance will cover that
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3296 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 4:58 pm to
I think the house looks better now
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20373 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 7:33 pm to
Lowest and dumbest bidder
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18532 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Tree looked healthy, why take it down?


Probably because they didn’t want a storm to knock it down…. onto their house. lol.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11421 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:05 pm to
I think he summed it up perfectly......"oh shite".
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22110 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Yeah the good companies would use a boom to take it down from top in sections.


My hispanic tree guy would go up and take the all branches down back to the trunk. And he uses ropes that would use the lower branches to support felling and dropping the branches. He would take the trunk down in segments. And he would charge prolly $1,500 for this tree. These guys didn't know what the hell; they were doing.
I say Hispanic because that's who they are and they are good at what they do and deserve credit.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87689 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

I say Hispanic because that's who they are and they are good at what they do and deserve credit.


I've hired a few crews like that, they are absolutely artists, I love to watch them do their work
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104073 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 12:10 am to
No worries. I'm sure they were bonded.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49484 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 12:13 am to
Anyone make a bonded or insured joke yet
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135018 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:35 am to
No pressure on the rope
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12423 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:59 am to
quote:

The whole reason they probably paid these yahoos to cut it was so it wouldnt fall on their house


Really going out on a limb there
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14229 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:07 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27751 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:12 am to
The whole tree was already leaning that way, like a runner waiting for the gun.
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1650 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:26 am to
Looks like this was a planned demolition. I've been a tree surgeon for 30 years , cut many tree's this big and first off you would take the weight of the back leads hanging over the house first leaving the ones on the front to help it go away from the house. Second the rope had no tension on it , why would you climb a tree or use a throw ball to put a rope in a tree for pulling purposes and not use it.

We have 5 and 1 rope system pulling tree's that big that keeps tension on the tree the whole time your cutting it. Truthfully with a tree this big and leaning towards the house it should have been blocked down piece by piece , but looking at the condition of the house the tree job would almost cost as much as the house is worth. Looks like a fake tree going the wrong way to go viral . Or these are some really really dumb sonsabitches.
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
12518 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 8:09 am to
You can have cheap work or good work but rarely can you have both
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
3843 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Most of the ones that actually are insured and bonded take trees like that right next to a house down in sections.


With a crane.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71017 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 11:45 am to
Felling Gone Wild on Reddit is worth checking out from time to time. shite like this happens way too often. There is no shortage of idiots with chainsaws.
Posted by Dickaroos
Nunya
Member since Feb 2013
699 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 1:15 pm to
Holy shite!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72545 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Looks like a fake tree going the wrong way to go viral .
Ever since those fake trees arrived here in America, they’ve been quite the nuisance.
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