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Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:09 am to Ssubba
You are allowed to take what you own
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:11 am to Ssubba
I mean, are you leaving to go to another job?
Pretty sure the new office will also have pens and staplers.
Pretty sure the new office will also have pens and staplers.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:12 am to Ssubba
A commercial grade toilet.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:12 am to Ssubba
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Am I really suppose to leave behind a company purchased TI-30x calculator and a desk drawer full of unused G2 pilot 07 pens?
It's easier if you start bringing things home long before your last day. Get what you want before you turn your notice in...
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:19 am to Ssubba
An old plant baw who had put in over 40 years was finally retiring. It was his last month on the job. He was going out the gate with a wheelbarrow full of saw dust. The security guard stops him and says, "hold on there. I have to check you." He runs his hands all through the saw dust just knowing he was going to find something the guy was stealing. He doesn't find anything and lets him go through. The old baw does this every day the whole month until the last day. This time he is empty handed. The guard says, "OK, look, I know you were up to something. I checked you every day and didn't find anything. It's your last day, tell me, what were you stealing?" Old baw looks at him with a grin and says, "wheelbarrows."
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:20 am to Vestigial Morgan
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Knew a guy that developed a plan on how to take things from his office
First he started with some gears ...taking those out in his lunch box
Then a fuel pump
Then an engine and a trunk
Followed by a transmission and chrome
Nuts bolts and shocks
And with a little bit of help from an a-daptor kit
We had that engine running just like a song
Posted on 10/28/20 at 10:22 am to Ssubba
Take the "B", "I", "D", "E", and "N" keys off the keyboard.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:34 am to Ssubba
My engineering firm is so damned chicken shite cheap that I had to buy my own desk and chair. I have to buy my own paper clips, paper, pen and pencil. I had to buy my own damned bookcase. They did supply a computer. When I retire my shite is coming with me,phuck.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 11:35 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:48 am to Ssubba
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This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 10/28/20 at 11:53 am to Ssubba
Depends on whether you leave at 2pm or 2am.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:42 pm to Ssubba
Word must not have gotten out if there is anything left in your office at all. Usually the office vultures know in advance and steal everything not nailed down.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:51 pm to Ssubba
Kind of depends on the company and what you take. There is nothing I would want at my place of work. Pens and markers are inconsequential. Maybe if I had an office job, I’d take a few pens.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:14 pm to Ssubba
All the way to page 3 before take a dump on bosses desk is what you take. Tighten up OT.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:25 pm to Ssubba
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Am I really suppose to leave behind a company purchased TI-30x calculator and a desk drawer full of unused G2 pilot 07 pens?
You either leave behind the company purchased supplies or you leave behind your integrity.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:30 pm to Ssubba
I knew I’d be retiring a year before anyone at work knew.
Planned accordingly.
Just saying.
Planned accordingly.
Just saying.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:39 pm to CocomoLSU
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G2 pilot 07 pens
Uniball Signo Gel 0.7
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:58 pm to Ssubba
You should leave everything behind but on your bosses floor so he/she have to pick everything up one by one.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 2:01 pm to Ssubba
The boss's daughter's virginity.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 2:10 pm to Ssubba
Tell them you sneezed COVID on every inch of the place, then crap on the desk and call it even.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 2:12 pm
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