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When Chic Fil A nearly turns into Sonic...

Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:43 pm
So I was in a merge set up at the drive through at the local CFA last evening. I was in the outside lanes but the lanes are to merge and there is a sign there clearly says to merge and take turns. So I was going on my turn but this D.B. in a new black Corvette(still had the dealer tag sales tag) sticks right up behind the car I was to merge behind and cut me off. Of course when this happens it gets my attention and I look at the dude and mouth WTF?

The car's driver was identifiable as a dick right off the top. Obviously someone who feels entitled as well. So I let it go begrudgingly, even though my usual mild mannered attitude was getting worked over at that point. So as I line up behind the guy, lo and behold the CFA people outside the drive through window walk my food right past this dude's car and hand me my food. How glorious! I pull out of line, drive adjacent to the a-hole, toot my horn, and dutifully salute him as I pull off. I was waiting for him to engage me at that point but he chose not to. I was ready to go full Sonic on that biotch though!

I know in the scheme of things it was a small victory but I am sure many of you have encountered this type of jerk along the way. Any of you have a similar encounter and come out on top in the end?

Edit: Oops, looks like I hit home and hacked off some OT Ballers!
This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 4:55 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164292 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:46 pm to
I went to chick fil a today to get an egg and cheese chicken biscuit for breakfast and the punk kid said they had a limited menu and didn't have any eggs. There was a Sonic next door I invited him over to.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37365 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:47 pm to
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I went to chick fil a today to get an egg and cheese chicken biscuit for breakfast and the punk kid said they had a limited menu and didn't have any eggs. There was a Sonic next door I invited him over to.



Did he say "my pleasure" after you beat his arse?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:48 pm to
You need to act better around the lord's chickie tendies... WWJD, bitch?
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:48 pm to
I’m about to go on a road trip. Are the lobbies open to the public? CFA’s usually have the cleanest shitters
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20248 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:49 pm to
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I went to chick fil a today to get an egg and cheese chicken biscuit for breakfast and the punk kid said they had a limited menu and didn't have any eggs. There was a Sonic next door I invited him over to.



LOL! Did he take you up on your offer?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35100 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:49 pm to
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CFA’s usually have the cleanest shitters


Hotels FTW
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:49 pm to
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When Chic Fil A nearly turns into Sonic...


Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37365 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:49 pm to
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So I was going on my turn but this D.B. in a new black Corvette(still had the dealer tag sales tag) sticks right up behind the car I was to merge behind and cut me off.


If it makes you feel any better, OP, that car will be repossessed in a few months when his 4th ex-wife starts taking the little bit of income he has left.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:50 pm to
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Hotels FTW


To much work if I’m on the road. If I’m walking around downtown anywhere then I’ll absolutely stop at a hotel.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20248 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:50 pm to
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You need to act better around the lord's chickie tendies... WWJD, bitch?



Trust me, I showed extreme restraint by only saluting him!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:52 pm to
Were the white CFA employees shining the shoes of the black customers?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164292 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:52 pm to
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LOL! Did he take you up on your offer?


No he put his nuts in my drink and I ordered a chicken biscuit with just cheese on it.

It was a perfect biscuit too. Nice and buttery and not dry like they are a lot of the time. It would have been good with egg on it. #fat
This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20248 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:53 pm to
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If it makes you feel any better, OP, that car will be repossessed in a few months when his 4th ex-wife starts taking the little bit of income he has left.


Haha, well I know he is going to cut off the wrong person some day and that most definitely makes me feel better...but your scenario works too!
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

So I was going on my turn but this D.B. in a new black Corvette(still had the dealer tag sales tag) sticks right up behind the car I was to merge behind and cut me off.


i'm wondering what his plan was here.... did he not order anything and just wanted to swipe your food? did he wanna get the random meal you ordered? seems like a weird no-win situation especially when CFA is fast as hell so at most he was gonna save around a minute of his day by skipping you if they gave him the correct food anyway
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54176 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:00 pm to
Sonic tots > cfa waffle fries
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113994 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:00 pm to
So you are trying to make Chic fil a the new sonic all because of this one, not that dramatic, experience?
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11706 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:01 pm to
I like the story - thanks for sharing
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20248 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:01 pm to
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i'm wondering what his plan was here.... did he not order anything and just wanted to swipe your food? did he wanna get the random meal you ordered? seems like a weird no-win situation especially when CFA is fast as hell so at most he was gonna save around a minute of his day by skipping you if they gave him the correct food anyway



Honestly I am not sure. I pulled up to the stop sign for the merge after him, he was behind the car I attempted to pull up behind but I was in line ordering my food before he pulled up in the first station area...I suppose he felt he deserved to be in front of me but I had already positioned my car behind the other before he crowded up behind the car I was getting behind. That's when I gave him the WTF response...
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20248 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 5:03 pm to
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So you are trying to make Chic fil a the new sonic all because of this one, not that dramatic, experience?



Not exactly the point of my post. I was reacting to a dick acting like a dick in the way I saw fit, he was the one trying to elevate the situation.
This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 5:05 pm
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