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re: What's your worst boat experience?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 2:53 pm to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 7/18/18 at 2:53 pm to DustyDinkleman
i lost all my guns overboard
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 2:55 pm to tduecen
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tduecen
What kind of a deal can you get me on propane and propane accessories?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:00 pm to DustyDinkleman
Went on a fishing charter out of Ft. Lauderdale about 10 years ago with some buddies. It was the centerpiece of a big guy's weekend we'd had planned for a year.
I'd been on lots of fishing trips before (and since), and had never gotten seasick once.
The water was especially choppy, but not the worst I'd ever experienced. But for some reason, I got sick as shite and spent the majority of the six-hour trip laying down in the cabin praying for dry land.
One of my buddies actually took a pic of me throwing up over the side of the boat. Right next to me in the picture is another friend reeling a fish in. They captioned it on Facebook "who do you think is having a better time?"
But of course, the cherry on top was - as I lay sick as a dog in the cabin and listening to my friends drinking and having a grand ol' time outside - my friend approaching me as we headed back to the marina and saying "hey man, can you chip in $40 for the tip?"
I'd been on lots of fishing trips before (and since), and had never gotten seasick once.
The water was especially choppy, but not the worst I'd ever experienced. But for some reason, I got sick as shite and spent the majority of the six-hour trip laying down in the cabin praying for dry land.
One of my buddies actually took a pic of me throwing up over the side of the boat. Right next to me in the picture is another friend reeling a fish in. They captioned it on Facebook "who do you think is having a better time?"
But of course, the cherry on top was - as I lay sick as a dog in the cabin and listening to my friends drinking and having a grand ol' time outside - my friend approaching me as we headed back to the marina and saying "hey man, can you chip in $40 for the tip?"
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:04 pm to tduecen
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:08 pm to DustyDinkleman
Too drunk to ride on the seat in front of the console. Was almost thrown out of the boat. Hit the back of my head, concussion, bunch of pulled muscles in my neck and back, and ears that have been ringing for 7 years.
100% my fault for not holding on, and not paying attention to the wake we were about to hit.
100% my fault for not holding on, and not paying attention to the wake we were about to hit.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:10 pm to shinerfan
I don't sell propane so nothing
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:14 pm to tduecen
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:16 pm to DustyDinkleman
Fishing off Cancun in April in 6-10' swirling waves. We partied hard the night before too. 
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:18 pm to Winston Cup
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:22 pm to DustyDinkleman
Sheered a pin in my prop while duck hunting in WAM Break bout 20 years ago. Didn’t have a boat paddle-dumb- tore apart a life jacket and paddles with the foam. Took 5 hours to paddle back to the truck.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:25 pm to tduecen
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Then one day we were on their boat, not sure what kind it was but a larger boat and not a houseboat. Anyway, on our way back to ship island, we decided to swim because we saw some dolphins and I was fricking attacked by a dolphin. Like the damn thing had me pinned against the boat and kept "punching" me until my grandfather reached over and pulled me back in the boat. I was maybe 12 at the time and the reason why I hate fricking dolphins to this day.
This motherfricker got buttfricked by a dolphin
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:31 pm to whoisnickdoobs
Hey, you scratched my anchor!
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:34 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
chest = butt, but I guess in Thib-a-doe they don't teach anatomy
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:35 pm to DustyDinkleman
I was an 18 year old rookie crewman on a 95 foot crewboat in the Gulf out of Port O'Connor TX. Rogue captain got drunk, set a course for Grand Isle, told me to captain, and passed out on the bench.
Drove that vessel all night. Was sure we would hit some semi-submerged or unlit object and sink and die.
Got hopelessly of course, we ran aground off Vermillion Parish at 6 am. That woke the captain up but good.
Drove that vessel all night. Was sure we would hit some semi-submerged or unlit object and sink and die.
Got hopelessly of course, we ran aground off Vermillion Parish at 6 am. That woke the captain up but good.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:46 pm to tduecen
You didn’t say anything about chest baw, you just said it kept “punching” you
Since you put it in quotation marks, I figured it was punching you in the b-hole
Since you put it in quotation marks, I figured it was punching you in the b-hole
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:47 pm to DustyDinkleman
This one. I'm the bald guy.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:48 pm to tduecen
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chest = butt
Huh?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 5:17 pm to kywildcatfanone
The best part of this video is the guy in the back who repeatedly drills his forehead on the top rail of the windshield. Slays me every time.
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