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re: What’s your wake up and morning routine?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:09 am to SouthernImmigrant
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:09 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up
Put a dip in
Turn on Fox News
Log onto tigerdroppings
Play with balls
Spit out my dip
Brush teeth while in the shower
Get dressed
Put in another dip
Hop in the car
Put a dip in
Turn on Fox News
Log onto tigerdroppings
Play with balls
Spit out my dip
Brush teeth while in the shower
Get dressed
Put in another dip
Hop in the car
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:21 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up at 4
Gym by 4:30
Shower at gym and home by 5:30-5:45
Help get baby ready for daycare
Out the door by 6:20
At work at 7am
Gym by 4:30
Shower at gym and home by 5:30-5:45
Help get baby ready for daycare
Out the door by 6:20
At work at 7am
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:22 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up and get medicated
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:29 am to SouthernImmigrant
UP at 7
shite
shower
coffee
couple putts on the indoor putting mat
out of there.
shite
shower
coffee
couple putts on the indoor putting mat
out of there.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:31 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up 40 min before work, shower, iron clothes, get dressed, go to work
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:33 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up
Go to gym
Come home
Take a couple puffs
Shower and shave
Go to work
Go to gym
Come home
Take a couple puffs
Shower and shave
Go to work
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:34 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up around 5:30. Piss. Get coffee started. Take dog outside for a short walk. Make a smoothie. Shower, dress. Make lunch. Leave for work. Usually out the door around 7-7:15.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:38 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up
Shower
Get dressed
Drink coffee at work
Shower
Get dressed
Drink coffee at work
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:41 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
Wake up, run 3 miles, shower, coffee, breakfast, work
I scrolled until I found your post.
I knew you’d be in here, motherfricker
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:09 am to WylieTiger
quote:
Where t f is she on this morning routine?
With her personal trainer in the basement?
She's feeding the baby, cleaning bottles, making beds, maybe a few chores like laundry. She leaves at 6:45am to get to work at 7:30. My son doesn't even wake up until 6:45 and we leave at 7:30 to get to his school and then my work by 7:45am. My wife carries the baby in her car seat and a purse, so I grab her lunchbox, the bottles bag, and my daughter's day bag.
It's really not as bad as I made it out to be. Lunches are usually meal prepped so it's as much as placing Tupperware into lunch boxes. It takes literally a minute or two to dump breastmilk from Medela bottles into the ones my daughter drinks from. My son gets distracted easily (he's five), so he's the headless chicken. I'd say I do maybe 20 minutes of real work for other people in the morning.
If 20 minutes of help is enough to send a spouse off to another man, then they probably weren't committed to the marriage anyway.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:10 am to SouthernImmigrant
I try to center it around titties as much as possible. Always starts the day off right.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:11 am to SouthernImmigrant
Hit snooze several times. Jump out of bed, shower, dress, and out the door in 20 minutes. I've tried getting up early and working out. Not for this cat.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:20 am to StringedInstruments
quote:your wife better be filthy rich. Damn man
Alarums
Piss
Put on running clothes and shoes
Let dog out to piss
Make Keurig coffee
Feed dog
Drink coffee while making infant's bottles
Poop
Take dog to poop
Put on running watch
Run the miles
Come inside to make wife and son's lunches and get everything ready for the day
Help wife carry her ridiculous amount of crap to the car
Make breakfast for me and son
Shower
Run around like a madman carrying a headless chicken to help son finish getting ready before we're late
Jump in car and speed off
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:21 am to SouthernImmigrant
Hungover. Hit snooze.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:21 am to Jim Rockford
quote:i tried working out early. Did it for a month one time. I went home and took a nap like a 3 yo
Hit snooze several times. Jump out of bed, shower, dress, and out the door in 20 minutes. I've tried getting up early and working out. Not for this cat.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:22 am to SouthernImmigrant
quote:
What’s your morning look like?
quote:
skipping everything besides a shower in lieu of more sleep.
This^^^ I try to suck in as much shut eye time until my kids suck the life out of my morning bliss. Then its feed and entertain them, shower, work....
This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 10:23 am
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:26 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up
piss
shave
get clothes out
make lunch
feed dog
let dog out
shite
shower
get dressed
out the door
piss
shave
get clothes out
make lunch
feed dog
let dog out
shite
shower
get dressed
out the door
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:35 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
If 20 minutes of help is enough to send a spouse off to another man, then they probably weren't committed to the marriage anyway.
Don't stress, most of these asshats have no idea what its like to be married with more than one kid.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 11:01 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up around 6:30 AM
Get dressed for a run/walk the dog
Shower
Shave
Dress for work
Breakfast/coffee with wife
Hit the road
Get dressed for a run/walk the dog
Shower
Shave
Dress for work
Breakfast/coffee with wife
Hit the road
Posted on 5/30/19 at 11:07 am to SouthernImmigrant
Wake up
Pray a decade of the rosary and sing a hymn or three
Take a shower
Piss in the shower
Get dressed
Eat breakfast
Eat breakfast desert
Go to work
Pray a decade of the rosary and sing a hymn or three
Take a shower
Piss in the shower
Get dressed
Eat breakfast
Eat breakfast desert
Go to work
This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 11:15 am
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