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What's your technique when talking to someone with a wonky eye?
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:07 pm
Do you look at the wonky eye, the good eye, or just split the difference and look at the area between their eyes?
I tend to use the good eye technique, but am open to opposing arguments.
I tend to use the good eye technique, but am open to opposing arguments.
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Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:08 pm to upgrayedd
Focus between the eyes on the bridge of the nose
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:09 pm to upgrayedd
Focus on the nose. This was something I had to deal with the past 2 years.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:11 pm to redstick13
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Focus on the nose.
I fear this will interfere with the establishment of dominance
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:12 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:15 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:17 pm to upgrayedd
If she's a female I stare at her boobs like I always do with women.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:18 pm to upgrayedd
I say "how dare you speak to me" before walking away
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:19 pm to upgrayedd
That’s always such a damn awkward thing to figure out
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:20 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
What's your technique when talking to someone with a wonky eye?
When engaging my wife from behind, I’m so focused on trying to live up to my expectations in my own mind that I rarely have time to talk or I will lose my concentration.
I do like to blow on it. A natural retraction occurs.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:25 pm to upgrayedd
I tend to focus on the good eye, too.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:26 pm to upgrayedd
We just let go a guy with a wonky eye recently from work
Whenever he was engaged in the conversation, his eye was straight on... when his brain started to wander, so did his eye... you could watch it happen in real time as his ADD kicked in... fascinating really
Our last conversation:
Me: hey man, you're not even close to where you want to screw that in
Him: You're probably right, I have trouble with angles
Me: No shite? Well how did you toe nail all those boards so perfectly?
Him: I thought they were going in straight
I just picked an eye and ran with it... sometimes I had to chase it around
Whenever he was engaged in the conversation, his eye was straight on... when his brain started to wander, so did his eye... you could watch it happen in real time as his ADD kicked in... fascinating really
Our last conversation:
Me: hey man, you're not even close to where you want to screw that in
Him: You're probably right, I have trouble with angles
Me: No shite? Well how did you toe nail all those boards so perfectly?
Him: I thought they were going in straight
I just picked an eye and ran with it... sometimes I had to chase it around
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:27 pm to upgrayedd
"She was a cockeyed bitch ... when she'd say 'N, pick up the bag' four or five n's would bend down."
Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:28 pm to upgrayedd
Pick one and stay with it!
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:30 pm to upgrayedd
I tend to go with the good eye, but it takes me a second of going back and forth to figure out which one is the good one
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:34 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Do you look at the wonky eye, the good eye, or just split the difference and look at the area between their eyes?
I mean, what do you look at when talking to someone who doesn’t have a wonky eye?
This post was edited on 4/24/20 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:37 pm to upgrayedd
I always go for the good eye
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:38 pm to upgrayedd
Try to determine which is their dominate eye. If you can’t look at one then the other, it’s difficult
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:42 pm to upgrayedd
From someone who has a “wonk” eye.. I’d prefer you look at the one that’s looking at you lol. Sucks when you can tell someone can’t tell if you’re talking to them or not..
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:57 pm to upgrayedd
It's horrible, but I can't help but go back and forth.
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