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re: What's your "stupid" way to slow down hurricanes?
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:30 am to PhillyTiger90
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:30 am to PhillyTiger90
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Inform the hurricane that wearing a mask is required to enter our beautiful state
That’s why Laura didn’t hit Nola bc the Mayor refused to be bullied
Lake Charles must have a republican mayor?
And for the down voters, this is meant to be a light hearted thread. Let people have some comical relief.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:33 am to BottomlandBrew
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What's your "stupid" way to slow down hurricanes? by BottomlandBrew
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've always wondered if dropping a bomb in the eye of a hurricane would disturb its formation.
So you're as dumb as our president?
So, has it been tested?
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:34 am to CubsFanBudMan
Drop fat people like michael moore in the middle of them
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:38 am to Oldestlurkerever
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Drop fat people like michael moore in the middle of them
I'm sure there are lots of adrenaline seekers that would love to sky dive into a hurricane. Those chutes are sure to slow things down.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:45 am to CubsFanBudMan
Rope it and tie it to a rig in the gulf until it burns itself out.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:50 am to CubsFanBudMan
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So, has it been tested?
Nuclear hurricane would be a good band name.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:50 am to CubsFanBudMan
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drop butt loads of ice
Just need to tie a glacier off to a couple of harbor tugs and drag it down to the GOM in the summertime
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:52 am to CubsFanBudMan
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On a more comical side, why don't they drop butt loads of ice in the water to cool things down? That's what they do in swimming pools in Texas.
Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:52 am to CubsFanBudMan
My favorite is to drop a small yield nuclear bombs into the eye of the hurricane yes let's do that
along with driving faster will get you better gas mileage are among my favorite intellectual arguments I've heard from this board
along with driving faster will get you better gas mileage are among my favorite intellectual arguments I've heard from this board
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:53 am to CubsFanBudMan
Dump frick-tons of ice into the ocean ahead of the hurricane to cool down the surface temperature of the water.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:55 am to CubsFanBudMan
I'm waiting for Elon Musk and Tesla to create something that shoots powerful bursts of energy into the storm that causes it to break apart.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to Oilfieldbiology
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Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?
You’d definitely have to go with the 20 lb bag instead of the 10
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:meet at sonic with a shite load of Yetis
Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to OWLFAN86
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My favorite is to drop a small yield nuclear bombs into the eye of the hurricane yes let's do that
Yea, let's boil some water right in the middle and spread radioactive shite everywhere
The government did some work in the 60's with some kind of silver iodine compound or some shite. Initially they thought it was working but eventually found out they were quite literally pissing in the ocean
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:00 am to CubsFanBudMan
Moving the earth's orbit further away from the sun by adjusting the orbit of a comet.
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:00 am to BottomlandBrew
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So you're as dumb as our president?
You seem like a joy to be around
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:01 am to Hangover Haven
Whats amazing is how our most powerful devices ever conceived are a popcorn fart of energy compared to what a hurricane is moving.
According to Wikipedia, a hurricane is moving the equivalent of something like a 10MT explosion every 20 minutes for the whole duration of its life.
According to Wikipedia, a hurricane is moving the equivalent of something like a 10MT explosion every 20 minutes for the whole duration of its life.
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