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re: What's your "stupid" way to slow down hurricanes?

Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:30 am to
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:30 am to
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Inform the hurricane that wearing a mask is required to enter our beautiful state

That’s why Laura didn’t hit Nola bc the Mayor refused to be bullied




Lake Charles must have a republican mayor?

And for the down voters, this is meant to be a light hearted thread. Let people have some comical relief.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:33 am to
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What's your "stupid" way to slow down hurricanes? by BottomlandBrew
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've always wondered if dropping a bomb in the eye of a hurricane would disturb its formation.


So you're as dumb as our president?


So, has it been tested?
Posted by Oldestlurkerever
Member since Jan 2020
262 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:34 am to
Drop fat people like michael moore in the middle of them
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:36 am to
Ban them.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
5070 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:38 am to
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Drop fat people like michael moore in the middle of them


I'm sure there are lots of adrenaline seekers that would love to sky dive into a hurricane. Those chutes are sure to slow things down.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2337 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 7:45 am to
Rope it and tie it to a rig in the gulf until it burns itself out.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
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Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:49 am to


Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:50 am to
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So, has it been tested?


Nuclear hurricane would be a good band name.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:50 am to
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drop butt loads of ice


Just need to tie a glacier off to a couple of harbor tugs and drag it down to the GOM in the summertime
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37503 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:52 am to
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On a more comical side, why don't they drop butt loads of ice in the water to cool things down? That's what they do in swimming pools in Texas.


Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175888 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:52 am to
My favorite is to drop a small yield nuclear bombs into the eye of the hurricane yes let's do that

along with driving faster will get you better gas mileage are among my favorite intellectual arguments I've heard from this board
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:53 am to
Dump frick-tons of ice into the ocean ahead of the hurricane to cool down the surface temperature of the water.
Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3210 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:55 am to
I'm waiting for Elon Musk and Tesla to create something that shoots powerful bursts of energy into the storm that causes it to break apart.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:56 am to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to
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Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?

You’d definitely have to go with the 20 lb bag instead of the 10
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175888 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to
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Do you know how much ice you’d have to drop in order to cool the fricking Gulf of Mexico?

meet at sonic with a shite load of Yetis
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to
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My favorite is to drop a small yield nuclear bombs into the eye of the hurricane yes let's do that


Yea, let's boil some water right in the middle and spread radioactive shite everywhere

The government did some work in the 60's with some kind of silver iodine compound or some shite. Initially they thought it was working but eventually found out they were quite literally pissing in the ocean
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:00 am to
Moving the earth's orbit further away from the sun by adjusting the orbit of a comet.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45547 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:00 am to
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So you're as dumb as our president?


You seem like a joy to be around
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:01 am to
Whats amazing is how our most powerful devices ever conceived are a popcorn fart of energy compared to what a hurricane is moving.

According to Wikipedia, a hurricane is moving the equivalent of something like a 10MT explosion every 20 minutes for the whole duration of its life.
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