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re: What’s your SO’s grossest habit?

Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:02 am to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16232 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:02 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


This is not a bad idea.

I am in ketosis right now and was using Takis sunflower seeds - but the flavor is just ok.

Thanks for the advice.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90723 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:30 am to
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Not gross, but she will ask me the time of the day while playing on her iPhone, next to a grandfather clock , and a Fitbit on her arm.


She is just checking to see if you’re paying attention to her
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21825 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:40 am to
quote:

It's a mom thing but she will just stroll up to one of our snotty arse kids and wipe snot off their face with her sleeve or something instead of taking 2 seconds to get a napkin.


And now we know how you got your user name
BoogaBear
Posted by ticklechain
Forgotten coast
Member since Mar 2018
467 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:40 am to
Atm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28454 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:43 am to
quote:

quote:just folds the bag over like that’s going to factory re-seal it.

What do you expect her to do?

Act like a human being and use a damn chip clip.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47745 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 7:56 am to
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I’m not sure who sheds more hair. The dogs or my wife. I’ll mysteriously pull strands of her hair out of really weird places. Including my body.


Same. Felt a weird pain taking a leak one time and noticed one of my wife’s long red hairs tightly wrapped around the tip of my dick. How the frick did that happen. shite gets everywhere.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
1822 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:11 am to
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Cups…everywhere. I use the same 3 cups for almost everything- 30oz for Coffee/water every day, 40oz for soccer games and swim meets, 24 oz for cocktails. Washed and reused daily. I pick up more moldy cups than I care to discuss, from her and the children. It’s ridiculous.


I feel your pain brother.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65802 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:21 am to
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chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving, yet stay in ketosis. I go through about 3 large bags per week (and fill up about 2 sixteen ounce cups with a purée of saliva and kettle-fried potato).


One of if not the most bizarre OT shite words I've read. It's just, well, oddly yuck. OT yuck. Binge purge yuck.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5162 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:24 am to
I’m not sure who sheds more hair. The dogs or my wife. I’ll mysteriously pull strands of her hair out of really weird places. Including my body.

Couple years ago, I was flying from Ohio to Denver and just as I boarded the plane, I get this weird uncomfortable feeling in my arse crack. Almost like that feeling you get when someone is just barely touching you. Now I was in a suit in coach so no way could I go mining for what ever it was. Soon as I landed ran, I went to the restroom and got undressed like I was mental and pulled out a large chunk of hair from my arse crack.

Since then, we don’t commingle clothes in the wash and I have bath towels and she has hers.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9211 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:29 am to
I've had the random wife hair around the dick thing too. We have a golden retriever and I think the two of them are in a shedding competition.

My wife eats super healthy, which includes a ton of vegetables. She's fit and looks great, but all that fiber makes her fart all the time. And those stink bombs are next level toxic. How such a vile stench can come from such a beautiful creature is beyond me.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33028 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:31 am to
We moved a trash can to just outside the shower and I just dump my hair in there now. I miss the wall art, though.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1512 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:32 am to
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My wife eats super healthy, which includes a ton of vegetables. She's fit and looks great, but all that fiber makes her fart all the time. And those stink bombs are next level toxic. How such a vile stench can come from such a beautiful creature is beyond me.


Convince yourself it was the dog.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8231 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:39 am to
ATM
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13934 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:48 am to
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I chew and spit Zapps Cajun Crawtator potato chips into a plastic cup to satisfy my craving
I’d recommend Copenhagen Long Cut instead of wasting those Zapps.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18458 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:49 am to
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pulled out a large chunk of hair from my arse crack.


Yup. Same. Also like someone else said, I have pulled a strand of hair wrapped around my junk while taking a leak. Good thing I love that woman.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13389 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:50 am to


The best chip clips.
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:50 am to
Picking at leftovers and other things in the fridge with his bare hands instead of getting a fork or something.
Posted by FowlGuy
Member since Nov 2015
1350 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:52 am to
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Cups…everywhere. I use the same 3 cups for almost everything- 30oz for Coffee/water every day, 40oz for soccer games and swim meets, 24 oz for cocktails. Washed and reused daily. I pick up more moldy cups than I care to discuss, from her and the children. It’s ridiculous.


Are you married to my wife? Tervis, yeti, artic, swig. Talk about a sucker, I hope like hell no other cup company comes along.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11228 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:52 am to
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This is not a bad idea.



I do it all the time. Great way to satisfy craving but not kick out of ketosis.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28949 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:54 am to
She bites her nails and leaves them wherever she did it (couch, my car.)

It’s insane because she’s a normal person outside of that.
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