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What's your pee/poo price point??

Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:38 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30267 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:38 pm
Ok, so I had my sunglasses on my head when I was pissing, looked down and almost lost my glasses in the urinal. I didn't, but it brought this question to my mind.

What's your price point of when it's worth it to you to retrieve an item from a public toilet? Lets say a port-o-potty. Obviously, you're not going to do for some $10 gas station sunglasses, but what about $200 Oakleys? I guess a cell phone would be ruined, but what if it had a water tight case and was sitting right up on top of that blue shite/piss mixture? Definitely your wedding ring,right?

I'd say about $250 for me. Anything less and I'm calling it a loss.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:39 pm to
350
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167323 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:40 pm to
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$200 Oakleys?



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:40 pm to
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I'd say about

tree-fiddy

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for me.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4682 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:41 pm to
Phone, wallet, keys

Anything else, I can live without
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41639 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:42 pm to
Can I accidentally drop my wife into the port-o-potty?
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16173 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:44 pm to
Had to dig my keys out last month after number 2. Remote start still works but smells like Taco Bell
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3640 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:46 pm to
Port a potty? I don’t own anything of enough value to go chasing after in a port a potty. I lied. If I dropped my 4 month old daughter down the port a potty I’d dive down there in a heart beat. But that’s it. Even my 5 year old would be fending for himself.

Any other public toilet/urinal? I’d grab pretty much anything I could conceivably drop in there. Glasses, phone, keys, wallet, wedding ring.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:46 pm to

I would sooner hotwire my car than pick my keys out of a public pooper. Wedding ring? The next guy can have that, too.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57710 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:47 pm to
Who spends 200 on Oakley’s?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:48 pm to
How the frick are people dropping things in public toilets? Do you take everything out of your pockets and juggle them while you're in there?
quote:

Ok, so I had my sunglasses on my head when I was pissing, looked down and almost lost my glasses in the urinal.

Oh. You weren't wearing your baw approved sunglasses strap?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38547 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:50 pm to
I would just hire this guy to retrieve my things.

LINK
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14811 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:56 pm to
What an interesting person.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3168 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:57 pm to
OP

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29176 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:01 pm to
If I dropped these or my Hurley baseball cap you betcha I’m gettin shite on my hands

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68319 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:03 pm to
Is it poo from a hot chick? I would pay to touch that.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:04 pm to
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Definitely your wedding ring,right?

Definitely not
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117723 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:04 pm to
Those are the most comfortable sunglasses on the market. Easily.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30267 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:06 pm to
I should have known the OT would critique my examples.

At least I didn't say a $100 vape.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48615 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:07 pm to
I'm not sure I'd go diving into a port-a-potty for a newborn baby. A urinal? Probably $50. I'll wash my hands thoroughly
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