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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Posted on 11/26/22 at 5:25 am to Methuselah
Posted on 11/26/22 at 5:25 am to Methuselah
If I have to piss and am too lazy to head to the bathroom, they're a good option.
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Posted on 11/26/22 at 5:40 am to 4x4tiger
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Do not get in public pools, include lazy rivers. About 12 years ago, family, the wife's side, all got in a wave pool except myself and the wife and they were all sick that night except the wife and I
Going into public must be really hard for y’all.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 5:48 am to DamnStrong
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Best Lazy River is in Paradise Island, Bahamas. Absolutely amazing.
That's the only one I would recommend.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 6:51 am to Methuselah
Found a condom floating the wave pool at Blue Bayou when I was a kid. That’s all I got.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 7:11 am to Methuselah
I sharted myself In last one I got in
I cLimbed out quickly
I cLimbed out quickly
Posted on 11/26/22 at 7:19 am to Methuselah
Blue Bayou
Posted on 11/26/22 at 7:46 am to Delacroix22
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Except me and the wife
“…except the wife and me” actually. You never list yourself first.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 7:53 am to Methuselah
I love it.
Oasis Resort, Gulfport of all places, has a very nice and private setup.
Oasis Resort, Gulfport of all places, has a very nice and private setup.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 7:54 am to Methuselah
Super trashy
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:41 am to Methuselah
Hyatt Hill Country is awesome—probably the best one I’ve ever been to
This post was edited on 11/26/22 at 8:47 am
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:41 am to Realityintheface
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It is in fact recommended to shock a pool after a pool party
I have found that shocking the pool DURING the party takes things up a notch.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:03 am to Realityintheface
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To me, a lazy river is a piss river. But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in and you should not catch anything. They have little test strips that are inconspicuous so you don’t offend the white trash floating in it.
Did you double mask or go with the mask/face shield during Covid?
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:15 am to Methuselah
Stayed at a resort in Mexico that had a real good one. Also the JW Marriott in Scottsdale, AZ has a great pool and lazy river.
House down from me is doing a whole resort pool backyard and is putting a lazy river in with it. It looks pretty sweet.
House down from me is doing a whole resort pool backyard and is putting a lazy river in with it. It looks pretty sweet.
This post was edited on 11/26/22 at 10:35 am
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:26 am to Methuselah
No one touches Schlitterbahn they are the king of lazy rivers and not lazy rivers.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:26 am to Realityintheface
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Humans in a pool bring down chlorine levels very fast because of all the piss, shite particulates, grease, semen, dirt, and general filth of the average person
Don’t forget about decaying gerbil carcasses.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:29 am to Sun God
To be fair the amount of shite in public pools is probably deadlier than Covid
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:29 am to Realityintheface
quote:Get over yourself.
the white trash floating in it
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:30 am to Sun God
Testing the water with a test strip was obviously humor to emphasize how nasty lazy river/public pool water is. Not surprised some of you around here didn’t get it.
I knew the mask was a joke on day one when they didn’t say you need a N95 at a minimum. But there was not enough to go around and thus there would have been panic in the streets. It was pure gaslighting and fascinating to watch people blindly follow what the TV told you.
I knew the mask was a joke on day one when they didn’t say you need a N95 at a minimum. But there was not enough to go around and thus there would have been panic in the streets. It was pure gaslighting and fascinating to watch people blindly follow what the TV told you.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:33 am to tigergirl10
Go away and bathe with strangers or lick public toilets. Same thing.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 11:10 am to Realityintheface
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Testing the water with a test strip was obviously humor
Oh okay, good one
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