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What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:43 pm
Great?
Trashy?
Fun?
Boring?
It can be a nice relaxing experience and a chance to keep cool on a hot day while still soaking up some sun.
For a lot of people, it seems to be a good chance to drink beer (or other beverage of choice) with minimal effort.
For young, single people it likely can be a good opportunity to meet young single people of the opposite sex.
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Probably the best one I've been to was the one at the Wharf in Gulf Shores. It has nice sandy areas with hammocks and trees to relax between floating and to store your gear instead of a crowded poolside like area. Doesn't really make up for the place being away from the beach, but still a very nice area.
Trashy?
Fun?
Boring?
It can be a nice relaxing experience and a chance to keep cool on a hot day while still soaking up some sun.
For a lot of people, it seems to be a good chance to drink beer (or other beverage of choice) with minimal effort.
For young, single people it likely can be a good opportunity to meet young single people of the opposite sex.
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Probably the best one I've been to was the one at the Wharf in Gulf Shores. It has nice sandy areas with hammocks and trees to relax between floating and to store your gear instead of a crowded poolside like area. Doesn't really make up for the place being away from the beach, but still a very nice area.
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Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:46 pm to Methuselah
To me, a lazy river is a piss river. But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in and you should not catch anything. They have little test strips that are inconspicuous so you don’t offend the white trash floating in it.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:49 pm to Methuselah
Are you referring to Tiki Tubing?
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:51 pm to Methuselah
Do not get in public pools, include lazy rivers. About 12 years ago, family, the wife's side, all got in a wave pool except myself and the wife and they were all sick that night except the wife and I
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:54 pm to Methuselah
I won’t book a vacation because a place has a lazy River but if the place I go has one, you’re gd right I’m gonna partake…
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:56 pm to Methuselah
quote:Honestly never been on one.
What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
I have no desire to go on one.
Good luck.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 10:58 pm to 4x4tiger
Great point. Humans in a pool bring down chlorine levels very fast because of all the piss, shite particulates, grease, semen, dirt, and general filth of the average person (self excluded obviously). It is in fact recommended to shock a pool after a pool party. Chlorine levels, unless adequately maintained during the organic load of a public pool, will drop low enough to transmit disease between said public trash in it. Fact.
This post was edited on 11/25/22 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:12 pm to Realityintheface
quote:
To me, a lazy river is a piss river.
Only thought. Ever.
Real river or no river.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:23 pm to Methuselah
Best Lazy River is in Paradise Island, Bahamas. Absolutely amazing.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:26 pm to Methuselah
Lazy river in Orange Beach at one of the Phoenix condos….best ever! I hate the beach but I love sitting in a tube on the lazy river.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:30 pm to bishop
(Shudder)
Enjoy the hepatitis.
Enjoy the hepatitis.
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:34 pm to 4x4tiger
quote:
Except the wife and I
Except me and the wife
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:34 pm to Methuselah
My kids used to love them
Posted on 11/25/22 at 11:43 pm to Methuselah
I think they are great. They have an awesome one right outside of San Antonio complete with side bars for drinks.
It’s even heated in the winter time so you can visit all year round.
It’s even heated in the winter time so you can visit all year round.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:19 am to Methuselah
It depends on the number of South Americans dwelling in said lazy river.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:21 am to Realityintheface
quote:
But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in
How many times have you tested chlorine levels of pools you don't own or work on?
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:26 am to Methuselah
I have only been on one and I win the PowerBall, a lazy river will be the first thing I build.
Cool water in the summer and warm water in the winter.
Cool water in the summer and warm water in the winter.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to Methuselah
The one at the Hyatt Hill Country near San Antonio is decent but a stay is pricey, so you won’t see much trash.
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to Methuselah
Trashy and fun…
Posted on 11/26/22 at 4:25 am to Methuselah
quote:
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Hence the name.
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