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What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Posted by Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 10:43 pm
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9Great?
Trashy?
Fun?
Boring?
It can be a nice relaxing experience and a chance to keep cool on a hot day while still soaking up some sun.
For a lot of people, it seems to be a good chance to drink beer (or other beverage of choice) with minimal effort.
For young, single people it likely can be a good opportunity to meet young single people of the opposite sex.
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Probably the best one I've been to was the one at the Wharf in Gulf Shores. It has nice sandy areas with hammocks and trees to relax between floating and to store your gear instead of a crowded poolside like area. Doesn't really make up for the place being away from the beach, but still a very nice area.
Trashy?
Fun?
Boring?
It can be a nice relaxing experience and a chance to keep cool on a hot day while still soaking up some sun.
For a lot of people, it seems to be a good chance to drink beer (or other beverage of choice) with minimal effort.
For young, single people it likely can be a good opportunity to meet young single people of the opposite sex.
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Probably the best one I've been to was the one at the Wharf in Gulf Shores. It has nice sandy areas with hammocks and trees to relax between floating and to store your gear instead of a crowded poolside like area. Doesn't really make up for the place being away from the beach, but still a very nice area.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Realityintheface 
on 11/25/22 at 10:46 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 10:46 pm to MethuselahTo me, a lazy river is a piss river. But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in and you should not catch anything. They have little test strips that are inconspicuous so you don’t offend the white trash floating in it.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by shutterspeed on 11/25/22 at 10:49 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 10:49 pm to MethuselahAre you referring to Tiki Tubing?
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by 4x4tiger 
on 11/25/22 at 10:51 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 10:51 pm to MethuselahDo not get in public pools, include lazy rivers. About 12 years ago, family, the wife's side, all got in a wave pool except myself and the wife and they were all sick that night except the wife and I
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by poochie 
on 11/25/22 at 10:54 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 10:54 pm to MethuselahI won’t book a vacation because a place has a lazy River but if the place I go has one, you’re gd right I’m gonna partake…
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by soccerfüt on 11/25/22 at 10:56 pm to Methuselah
quote:Honestly never been on one.
What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
I have no desire to go on one.
Good luck.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Realityintheface on 11/25/22 at 10:58 pm to 4x4tiger
on 11/25/22 at 10:58 pm to 4x4tigerGreat point. Humans in a pool bring down chlorine levels very fast because of all the piss, shite particulates, grease, semen, dirt, and general filth of the average person (self excluded obviously). It is in fact recommended to shock a pool after a pool party. Chlorine levels, unless adequately maintained during the organic load of a public pool, will drop low enough to transmit disease between said public trash in it. Fact.
This post was edited on 11/25 at 11:00 pm
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by RealDawg 
on 11/25/22 at 11:12 pm to Realityintheface
on 11/25/22 at 11:12 pm to Realityinthefacequote:
To me, a lazy river is a piss river.
Only thought. Ever.
Real river or no river.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by DamnStrong on 11/25/22 at 11:23 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 11:23 pm to MethuselahBest Lazy River is in Paradise Island, Bahamas. Absolutely amazing.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by bishop 
on 11/25/22 at 11:26 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 11:26 pm to MethuselahLazy river in Orange Beach at one of the Phoenix condos….best ever! I hate the beach but I love sitting in a tube on the lazy river.
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Realityintheface on 11/25/22 at 11:30 pm to bishop
on 11/25/22 at 11:30 pm to bishop(Shudder)
Enjoy the hepatitis.
Enjoy the hepatitis.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Delacroix22 on 11/25/22 at 11:34 pm to 4x4tiger
on 11/25/22 at 11:34 pm to 4x4tigerquote:
Except the wife and I
Except me and the wife
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by notiger1997 on 11/25/22 at 11:34 pm to Methuselah
My kids used to love them
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by idlewatcher on 11/25/22 at 11:43 pm to Methuselah
on 11/25/22 at 11:43 pm to MethuselahI think they are great. They have an awesome one right outside of San Antonio complete with side bars for drinks.
It’s even heated in the winter time so you can visit all year round.
It’s even heated in the winter time so you can visit all year round.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Havoc on 11/26/22 at 12:19 am to Methuselah
on 11/26/22 at 12:19 am to MethuselahIt depends on the number of South Americans dwelling in said lazy river.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by MoarKilometers 
on 11/26/22 at 12:21 am to Realityintheface
on 11/26/22 at 12:21 am to Realityinthefacequote:
But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in
How many times have you tested chlorine levels of pools you don't own or work on?
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by BHM on 11/26/22 at 12:26 am to Methuselah
I have only been on one and I win the PowerBall, a lazy river will be the first thing I build.
Cool water in the summer and warm water in the winter.
Cool water in the summer and warm water in the winter.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by Eightballjacket on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to Methuselah
on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to MethuselahThe one at the Hyatt Hill Country near San Antonio is decent but a stay is pricey, so you won’t see much trash.
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by PotatoChip on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to Methuselah
on 11/26/22 at 12:40 am to MethuselahTrashy and fun…
re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?Posted by tigerbutt on 11/26/22 at 4:25 am to Methuselah
on 11/26/22 at 4:25 am to Methuselahquote:
It can be a kind of a lazy activity, though.
Hence the name.
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