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Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:21 pm to The Boat
Occasionally, depending on what I had for lunch, I can fart and sustain it for 8-10 seconds. It usually happens in the evenings while I lay on my couch wearing boxers. I've recorded some with my cell phone and get a kick out of it. Days later, I connect the audio in my car via Bluetooth and crank up the volume. The bass is astonishing.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:24 pm to mwlewis
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I can ejaculate up to 15ft
That’s an impressive wing span, bet you can really guard the rim too.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:31 pm to CocomoLSU
quote:thanks for making me wiggle my nostrils can't everybody?
What is the name of the high school that Zack Morris and friends attend?
Chilton
Bayside High School
Rushmore Academy
Shermer High School
What is the name of the song that Jessie sings as she breaks down while popping caffeine pills?
What's Love Got to Do with It
Come on Eileen
I Just Called to Say I Love You
I'm So Excited
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:41 pm to The Boat
I can go into a grocery store and choose the decoy line every time. “This looks shortest. I’m IN!”
Then in a few minute of coupons sorting by the customer in front, the first words you hear from the cashier, “Price look up on aisle X Y Z!.”
After all the other lanes have turned over, I finally get to the cashier.
Then in a few minute of coupons sorting by the customer in front, the first words you hear from the cashier, “Price look up on aisle X Y Z!.”
After all the other lanes have turned over, I finally get to the cashier.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:45 pm to The Boat
I can drink a 12 pack and only piss 1 time.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:06 pm to The Boat
I can impersonate voices. I was a dead ringer for one of the drill sergeants when I did my advanced individual training at Gordon. He was from Alabama too.
One day he caught me doing it as part of a talent show and said "Private if I catch you doing this again, you will push your entire time you have left here"
One day he caught me doing it as part of a talent show and said "Private if I catch you doing this again, you will push your entire time you have left here"
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:06 pm to The Boat
I have a virtually photographic memory when it comes to history. Only use it serves is I’m undefeated at Trivial Pursuit.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:08 pm to Darth_Vader
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I have a virtually photographic memory when it comes to history
I was like that, but years and alcohol take a toll. Its not as sharp as it once was.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:09 pm to The Boat
I type about 110 WPM. If I was a woman during WWII I’d be in high demand
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:21 pm to The Boat
I can draw. Came out first place in an art contest a long time ago. I quit drawing.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:23 pm to The Boat
I can burp on command. Burped my ABCs, Burped all the way counting to 50 once.
Also I can still do a good kartwheel. I've never done gymnastics, and I haven't really just did them since I was a child like elementary school. But randomly my niece asked me if I could do a kartwheel, and surprisingly I was able to do it. I did it multiple times with landing each time.
The brain and the human body is a weird thing. Why am I still able to do something I haven't attempted in almost 20 years?
Also I can still do a good kartwheel. I've never done gymnastics, and I haven't really just did them since I was a child like elementary school. But randomly my niece asked me if I could do a kartwheel, and surprisingly I was able to do it. I did it multiple times with landing each time.
The brain and the human body is a weird thing. Why am I still able to do something I haven't attempted in almost 20 years?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:28 pm to QJenk
Remembering pointless dates. If I read just once when someone famous was born or when they died, I’ll remember it.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:36 pm to The Boat
I have a pretty good voice for radio....and the face to go with it.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:41 pm to Tempratt
Yeah I do the radio/movie voice too and it always gets a laugh.
But i hear voice work is tough to get into
But i hear voice work is tough to get into
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:42 pm to wileyjones
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Always get the bay leaf in any homecooked meal
I like how this is the reply with the most upvotes on the first page.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:43 pm to fr33manator
riding bikes backwards and moving my ears independently
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:58 pm to The Boat
Triggering MAGAtards on the OT.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 7:01 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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'm awesome at sending funny gifs on text threads with my friends
As a recipient of many these.... don’t quit your day job
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