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re: What's your most pointless talent?

Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2923 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:12 pm to
Reading the OT.
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Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2462 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:21 pm to
Occasionally, depending on what I had for lunch, I can fart and sustain it for 8-10 seconds. It usually happens in the evenings while I lay on my couch wearing boxers. I've recorded some with my cell phone and get a kick out of it. Days later, I connect the audio in my car via Bluetooth and crank up the volume. The bass is astonishing.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16583 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:24 pm to
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I can ejaculate up to 15ft


That’s an impressive wing span, bet you can really guard the rim too.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
157044 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:31 pm to
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What is the name of the high school that Zack Morris and friends attend?

Chilton
Bayside High School
Rushmore Academy
Shermer High School

What is the name of the song that Jessie sings as she breaks down while popping caffeine pills?

What's Love Got to Do with It
Come on Eileen
I Just Called to Say I Love You
I'm So Excited

thanks for making me wiggle my nostrils can't everybody?
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 5:33 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59074 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:41 pm to
I can go into a grocery store and choose the decoy line every time. “This looks shortest. I’m IN!”

Then in a few minute of coupons sorting by the customer in front, the first words you hear from the cashier, “Price look up on aisle X Y Z!.”

After all the other lanes have turned over, I finally get to the cashier.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22765 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 5:45 pm to
I can drink a 12 pack and only piss 1 time.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:06 pm to
I can impersonate voices. I was a dead ringer for one of the drill sergeants when I did my advanced individual training at Gordon. He was from Alabama too.

One day he caught me doing it as part of a talent show and said "Private if I catch you doing this again, you will push your entire time you have left here"
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69115 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:06 pm to
I have a virtually photographic memory when it comes to history. Only use it serves is I’m undefeated at Trivial Pursuit.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282000 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:08 pm to
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I have a virtually photographic memory when it comes to history

I was like that, but years and alcohol take a toll. Its not as sharp as it once was.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:09 pm to
I type about 110 WPM. If I was a woman during WWII I’d be in high demand
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
8903 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:21 pm to
I can draw. Came out first place in an art contest a long time ago. I quit drawing.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
16687 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:23 pm to
I can burp on command. Burped my ABCs, Burped all the way counting to 50 once.

Also I can still do a good kartwheel. I've never done gymnastics, and I haven't really just did them since I was a child like elementary school. But randomly my niece asked me if I could do a kartwheel, and surprisingly I was able to do it. I did it multiple times with landing each time.

The brain and the human body is a weird thing. Why am I still able to do something I haven't attempted in almost 20 years?
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26654 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:28 pm to
Remembering pointless dates. If I read just once when someone famous was born or when they died, I’ll remember it.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14546 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:36 pm to
I have a pretty good voice for radio....and the face to go with it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130332 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:41 pm to
Yeah I do the radio/movie voice too and it always gets a laugh.

But i hear voice work is tough to get into
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58781 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Always get the bay leaf in any homecooked meal


I like how this is the reply with the most upvotes on the first page.
Posted by grommonkey
Member since May 2021
23 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:43 pm to
riding bikes backwards and moving my ears independently
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10018 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:56 pm to
Darts
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 6:58 pm to
Triggering MAGAtards on the OT.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
2968 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

'm awesome at sending funny gifs on text threads with my friends


As a recipient of many these.... don’t quit your day job
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