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Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:13 pm to The Boat
I’m going to catch hell for this.
But I’m inordinately great at catching a bar of soap when I drop it.
Doesn’t matter what part of my body I’m scrubbing. Doesn’t matter if it’s behind my back or if it flies sideways out of my hand. Doesn’t matter if my eyes are closed.
I’m making a circus catch damn near every time.
ETA: I guess there are some circumstances where it would be pretty useful
But I’m inordinately great at catching a bar of soap when I drop it.
Doesn’t matter what part of my body I’m scrubbing. Doesn’t matter if it’s behind my back or if it flies sideways out of my hand. Doesn’t matter if my eyes are closed.
I’m making a circus catch damn near every time.
ETA: I guess there are some circumstances where it would be pretty useful
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:13 pm to The Boat
Memorizing obscure facts about musicians that I read while going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:13 pm to Ingeniero
quote:
I can ejaculate up to 15ft
quote:
I can catch food in my mouth really well if it's thrown into the air
match made in heaven.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:13 pm to The Boat
I never screw up the brake lights, high beam/low beam, and honk your horn at the Quik Lube.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:14 pm to The Boat
hanging out on TD
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:14 pm to The Boat
I can pee in the dark without peeing on the toilet seat
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:14 pm to The Boat
I can pick my nose with my tongue, but I choose not to do it. Yes I have a long tongue haha
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:15 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
But I’m inordinately great at catching a bar of soap when I drop it.
Doesn’t matter what part of my body I’m scrubbing with. Doesn’t matter if it’s behind my back or if it flies sideways out of my hand. Doesn’t matter if my eyes are closed.
I’m making a circus catch damn near every time.
ETA: I guess there are some circumstances where it would be pretty useful
spent time in prison?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:15 pm to Ingeniero
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I can catch food in my mouth really well if it's thrown into the air
Same. And I'm a very accurate spitter.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:16 pm to ReauxlTide222
I'm pretty amazing at catching crumbs, popcorn, chips, etc. when a piece breaks off as I am taking a bite.
Kind of like your soap thing, but way less gay.
Kind of like your soap thing, but way less gay.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:17 pm to TheWalrus
I am good with directions. once I have gone somewhere, I can always get back to it without lookign at a map. did a work install in fot collins CO about 18 years ago. met my wife 10 years ago, and she was from Fort Collins - was able to go vist her folks, and drive anywhere they wanted to go without using a map - remembered it all from 8 years prior.
im like a human GPS when driving
im like a human GPS when driving
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:18 pm to The Boat
I’m good at killing house flies with bare hands, kinda disgusting but I never miss, never!
Well that’s not actually pointless though
Well that’s not actually pointless though
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:18 pm to The Boat
I can do a lot of really spot on impressions/accents 
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:19 pm to The Boat
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:20 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:22 pm to The Boat
I can control a lot of stuff in my dreams. Like I'll actively think to do something/spawn something and it will happen. Unfortunately it wakes me up a lot and some nights I can't fall back asleep. I'm very bad at falling asleep too.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 4:22 pm to The Boat
Most pointless?
I can vary the HZ of my voice to find the resonant frequency of objects.
I will occasionally do it when people are holding a half empty drink can just to screw with them.
I can vary the HZ of my voice to find the resonant frequency of objects.
I will occasionally do it when people are holding a half empty drink can just to screw with them.
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