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What's Up with All of the Long-form Social Media Posts by Women These Days?

Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:30 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74613 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:30 pm
Carefully spaced, immaculately crafted posts about apologies, love, expectations, children, and, of course, Lindsay Clancy.

These all have to be AI generated, right?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86365 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:31 pm to
Yeah they’re all written by ChatGPT
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
82249 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:32 pm to
I've never seen any of these. You know why? I dont have tik tok, Facebook, etc. Get off that shite. You really won't miss anything.
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
3452 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:32 pm to
I wouldn’t know
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
69372 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:34 pm to
Box wine & SSRI's
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74613 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Get off that shite. You really won't miss anything.


Well, now, I just can't do that.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
82249 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 9:35 pm to
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Well, now, I just can't do that
You can. I believe in you!
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1702 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:03 am to
You know how some women tend to be a little long-winded in the details of an anecdote or gossip? ChatGPT just gave them a full editorial division. It's only going to get worse.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4777 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:06 am to
My go-to social media is O-T, so I'm not seeing much of that.

Besides, if it's more than a short paragraph, I zone out.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
821 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:14 am to
Woman are dumb, my wife was in honor classes her whole life. I was in regular classes and we are not even remotely on the same level.

Bitch makes my head spin with how stupid and ignorant she is about everything…..good wife and mother though.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74613 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Bitch makes my head spin with how stupid and ignorant she is about everything


Well then.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
39658 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 5:27 pm to
I love the lead ins with the “
First off.. I’m a nurse..” or “as a mother….” Or “I’ve held my tongue on this and people have asked my thoughts on…”

No they haven’t. No one cares.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23616 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 5:30 pm to
Nextdoor got hit by a wave of journal entries about life and hardship over the last few weeks.

I assume it's AI bots. No idea what the goal is, since who the hell reads them past the first sentence? Maybe there's a request for donations at the end, IDK.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
63244 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 5:34 pm to
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I dont have tik tok, Facebook, etc. Get off that shite. You really won't miss anything.


Never had, nor do I ever plan to have TikTok.

Facebook is useful for me to keep up with what’s going on in my community because I’m a retired homebody. Unfortunately, it’s changing for the worse pretty quickly.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11585 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 5:41 pm to
Don’t forget “this is going to make a lot of y’all mad but…”

Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30937 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:24 pm to
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Posts by Women


That’s the answer.

My ex wife will use AI to text when we are disagreeing about our daughter’s visitation or something. It’s comically bad.
Posted by Trip Savage
United States of America
Member since Sep 2026
123 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

My ex wife will use AI to text when we are disagreeing about our daughter’s visitation or something.
Damn dude. That would be infuriating to me
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
14155 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:40 pm to
My favorite are the ones bitching about "the MeNtAl LoAd"

You would probably have less mental load if you didnt write social media novels and spend the day responding to comments
Posted by BrohanDavey
The Land Down Under
Member since Oct 2018
838 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:04 am to
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These all have to be AI generated, right?


It is. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Being a woman in 2026 is a business model, driven by AI and affiliate links.

1. Women use AI to do the heavy lifting.

They don't even write this stuff anymore. Anyone can type "write a profound, 300-word post about the mental load of motherhood" or whatever the latest fad in the women’s hemisphere is and get a perfectly spaced, emotionally manipulative essay in four seconds. Then when you talk to a woman like that in public, you realize how vapid and self-absorbed she is.

2. The GRWM / LTK grift.

Why pair a heavy trauma dump with a makeup tutorial? The vanity video stops the scroll, the emotional story builds fake intimacy, and then the viewer clicks the LikeToKnowIt link to buy the $40 concealer they're using. They are monetizing vulnerability and feeding into the trauma craze that is “‘my truth” vs. others truth because “lived experiences” or something like that.

3. "My therapist said..."

Therapy-speak is the ultimate shield. You can't call out their narcissism or bad takes if it's framed as a fragile mental health breakthrough from a medical professional. Looney tunes, the lot of them.

4. The "Daddy's Girl" Humble-Brag.

The "my dad raised me to believe I could do anything" trope is just an algorithm-friendly excuse to post a hot vanity pic or vacation flex. It disguises self-promotion as "empowerment." These are the same women who, at the same time, harbor resentment toward men because they think men simply view them as a piece of arse. Well golly gee, Megan, maybe don’t post a workout video of you at the gym hitting planks with the phone looking straight down your cleavage.

5. Cosmetic procedures as “self-care.”

People used to hide their Botox and nose jobs. Now they vlog the entire procedure from the medspa chair. They frame it as "just being transparent with y'all!" or "empowerment," but it's really just a sponsored ad for their injector disguised as a brave act of self-love. The OT 6 thinks she’s suddenly a solid 9.

It feels fake because it is. It’s not a diary anymore; it’s a highly curated, highly engineered sales funnel in the world of “influencers.”
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18456 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:15 am to
Clancy case made it more obvious how psycho women can be. Easily manipulated and little logic on those gals sometimes.
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