re: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?

A hospital room with a colostomy patient.

It drove me out of the room.

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A skinny girl’s cooch after she ate taco bell. It smelt like onions and I ran for the border.

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That’s not the smells I would expect after Taco Bell.

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It's not the worst thing that I ever smelt. It does taste better than it smells though.

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Taste like a dirty sweat sock dipped in kerosene topped with some phlegm like when you have the flu. Can’t brush that damn taste out of your mouth for days.

And yes, the smell is worse.


Worst smell ever though, dead rotting skunk.

My brother killed a deer and left a hind quarter on the bench seat of a 84 box Chevy project truck. I finally got around to working on it in the spring. I opened that door and the smell of death knocked me on my butt. Never could get the smell out and sold it for $500

My dad and I used to catfish running slat traps in the Ouachita River around Enterprise. There was a guy who lived in a trailer near there who kept a 55 gallon drum of catfish bait. The bait consisted of various expired cheeses he would procure from the local grocers. Just think of a barrel full of rotten cheese roasting in the Louisiana summer heat for months.

When he opened that lid, I questioned whether I'd ever eat another catfish again.

4 day old floating corpse

Cleaned a couple deer and my buddy threw the scraps in an ice chest IN THE CAMP. Forgot about it. Went back a a couple months later, I swear he almost burned the whole camp down.

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A penguin colony in Antarctica.

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A opossoum died under my first house. Flies everywhere but we couldn't find it. It was way under the crawl space. Made the entire house smells horrible for days. I woke up at 2am from the smell and seriously considered burning the house down. Not kidding. It was straight out of hell.
fricking animal disposal company coudn't find it. On the 3rd day, i squeezed my fat arse under the house and dragged it out , puked and bagged it in 5 contractor bags and took it to the gas station dumpster. Flies disappeared within 5 minutes.