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re: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?

Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14215 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:44 pm to
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A skinny girl’s cooch after she ate taco bell. It smelt like onions and I ran for the border.


That wasnt the taco bell
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10122 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:45 pm to
Dead body after Hurricane Camille hit the mountains of Virginia.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2427 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:47 pm to
A Mike the Tiger fart. Man I had no idea a tiger fart would smell like that.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12733 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

That wasnt the taco bell

Nope. It was the taco.
Posted by purple18
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2009
1324 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:51 pm to
A rotten banana
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71062 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:51 pm to
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Katrina fridge


I have never seen flies appear so fast.

We had to wait 3 months to get to our house. the chest freezer was laying on it's front. when i tried to pick it up, this sludge poured out and i was immediately in a swarm of flies.

I've never smelled anything close to that...ever.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22338 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:53 pm to
1. Backed up restaurant grease trap

2. Dead pony on side of a dug out road
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92465 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:53 pm to
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For me it was rotten food in the freezer after Hurricane Gustav in 2008.


Similar - neighbor had a house fire. They went about demolishing the old house and the fridge had been sitting there 2 or 3 weeks. I was easily 60 to 70 feet from the fridge when they knocked it over and the smell hit me like a ocean wave. Words fail me.

#Justawful
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55696 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:54 pm to
Not sure which smell was worse....

A fridge after the 2016 flood. Everything had beed rotting inside for nearly 2 weeks. We got it outside in the backyard without opening it. A friend thought it would be hilarious to open it outside while we were standing close by. We scattered to different parts of the yard and threw up. It was an extremely rancid/toxic odor I will never forget.

2. 1997, as an MP, we were called to the barracks to investigate a "harsh stench" coming from a room. The corporal added that it smelled "similar to death." He was more right than he knew. A PFC had hanged himself 4 days earlier at the beginning of a 96. The odor was quite similar to the fridge from 2016. I didn't throw up, but I heaved multiple times. Felt lightheaded for a few minutes.

I'll never forget those smells.
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
5876 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:55 pm to
The fruit has a very distinct rotten onion smell
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16167 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:56 pm to
Once we boiled three sacks of crawfish. The. While they were still piping hot out they into an ice chest and rolled them into a walk-in cooler.

The next morning they smelled to high heaven.
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2700 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:56 pm to
Rotten potato at the bottom of pantry. There was this foul smell in the house and I was using my nose to try to find it. Eventually led me to being on my hands and knees above a forgotten sack of potatoes on the pantry floor. Took a huge whiff maybe 1 inch off it. Closest I've come to puking from a smell.
This post was edited on 3/5/25 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25316 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:58 pm to
Two Iraqi dudes that couldn’t follow commands at a traffic cordon. Tracer round ignited something in the engine.
Posted by Tree_Fall
Member since Mar 2021
824 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:01 pm to
Mercapto Acetic Acid... weapons grade stink. Imagine pig shite fermenting a few months in seawater. That comes close.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12918 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Does the fruit itself stink or does it make her have bad farts or something?


The fruit smells terrible. It's banned from indoor public places in Singapore.
Posted by JEC119
Member since Apr 2024
1213 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:07 pm to
Burning body
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
41877 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:08 pm to
Dog being sprayed by a skunk. Brought literal tears to my eyes.
Posted by KramerPlayer
Member since Oct 2024
8 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68886 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:09 pm to
Burning bodies. You’ll never forget that smell.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10664 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:09 pm to
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I remember back in my frat days we used to think of things to do to the new pledges. Not physical brutality, but other ideas. One guy dipped and would spit in a bottle. He filled the entire bottle over the course of a couple months and then set it out in the hot Louisiana sun the entire summer. He planned on dumping it on them. We rented a bunch of cabins at a campground for out retreat. During one of our pledge events he took the lid off and as soon as I (and everybody else) caught a whiff we all started gagging and throwing up. Pledges were throwing up on each other. I don't know if he ever actually dumped it on them or not because I went outside the cabin, it was so foul.

Frat boys are such weirdos. If you did any gay shite like dumping piss on a group of my friends that were becoming your friends, they’d beat you, and everyone who defends you, absolutely senseless. Frat boys can’t wait until it’s their turn to dream up a homoerotic scenario to inflict humiliation on a future friend.
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