re: Whats the weirdest thing your dog has eaten?

SIL had a Golden Retriever that ate one of those Handi-Wipes disposable dishrags. Was hanging out of the dog's a-hole and had to get a pair of tongs to pull it out. Not fun..

Crazy to see this thread. Just last week my spaniel was walking through the house with a turd nugget hanging 6 inches out of his arse. It was held in place by a piece of silver christmas tree tinsel.

My wifes pu....pu....pu....purse.

Half a bottle of Motrin. We have two dogs and could not tell which one ate it. So we gave each dog peroxide. It worked and there was orange vomit all over the hallway.

My lab akita mix dug some little nibbler corn cobs out of the trash and swallowed them whole. He was miserable trying to squeeze them out lol

Screwdriver handle, TV remote control, numerous kid toys

My Rottweiler years ago ate some of those disposable razors with the twin blades. Had little twin cuts all over his tongue. Fed him cotton balls and pepto bismol the whole day, hoping it would isolate the razor blades as they passed.
He was completely fine, though he shite out bone dry pink turds for the next couple of day.

Later, he ate a whole roll of dental floss, I guess cause it was spearmint flavored.
He had a stringer of turds after that one.

Oh, he would regularly eat jalapeños lol.
Never had issues.
I was jealous

My friend had a lab that ate his window screens, a huge chunk of the carpet in his house, large portions of the house siding, and a thick rubber mat that was a protector for my pick up truck bed. That mat was like a tire and this dog ate sizable chunks out of everything listed. He ate every plant in the guys garden and an entire rosemary bush once and then the terra cotta pot it lived in for dessert.
Everyone said the dog was lonely and bored, so he found a good home where there were always people around. It ultimately ended up with a guy who had kids and a farm, and lived out his life in a great place.

My lab ate, and passed, the entire leather part of a deck shoe. All kinds of other crazy shite too

My dog ate a tube of this recently. The label said it would kill her...she's fine.