re: What's the weirdest thing someone has stolen from you?

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Friend of mine had his college apartment near the ghetto. Hung a bunch of shirts out to dry, they were stolen.

A couple of weeks later, the ghetto denizens were seen with shirts from international resorts, country and western concert t shirts, and country club golf shirts.

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This makes me really mad for some reason

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Friend of mine had his college apartment near the ghetto. Hung a bunch of shirts out to dry, they were stolen. A couple of weeks later, the ghetto denizens were seen with shirts from international resorts, country and western concert t shirts, and country club golf shirts.

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This reminds me of Coming to America.

Last week my car was stolen by some street toughs. Cops found the car a few days later. They stole my rear view mirror, hair brush, and plastic change holder. True story.

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Someone broke into my work van years ago and stole my GPS unit and change, but left at least $3,000 in power tools. I guess they were respecting the working man.

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Had someone break into my tahoe at the boat ramp. They ripped the top off my console, even though it was not locked, and took everything out. Stole about
$20 or so of loose change. They literally put my iPod, yes I still have one, and my $250 pair of Maui Jim's on the dash to get them out of the way.

When I was at LSU somebody broke into our apartment. They took my camera, whatever money was lying around, some stuff belonging to my roomate....


...and a pack of bologna out of the fridge.

I can only think of twice when I've been stolen from.

In HS, a half ounce of shitty ditch weed. I was going to spray it with some blueberry scent and sell it to freshmen for $25 a gram as "blueberry kush"

Freshmen year of college my roommates friends stole all my text books. I couldn't prove it was them because I hadn't gone to class in a month so I didn't know exactly when they went missing and therefore couldn't tell campus security a specific timeframe to look at the dorm cameras. I don't think my actual roommate knew because his dumbass let his a-hole friends in our dorm unattended before, but they had just been bragging a few weeks before that about their new money making scheme of stealing text books and selling them back to the campus book store.

A vacuum cleaner. It was a $200-300 Shark. And used. Not some fancy pants vacuum. People are dumb.

I have had three things stolen ever.
Left a jacket on a chair while shooting pool.
Left my mala in unlocked locker while showering. (Mala= prayer beads with Buddhist trappings/reminders).
Tennis racket. Also while in shower in college. Right before doubles finals.

Tie your camel.

A snickers bar off of my desk. I've had unattended money and countless valuables left there over the years, but the only thing that was ever stolen was a damn snickers bar