Started By
Message
locked post

What's the point of Autopsies?

Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:42 am
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:42 am
What's the point of an autopsy when the cause of death is well known (e.g. gun shot wound, cancer)?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:44 am to
quote:

What's the point of Autopsies?

why? you planning a murder?
psycho
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60152 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am to
What if they used a gun shot wound to cover up the actual cause of death
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15520 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am to
Because that self-inflicted gunshot story doesn’t hold up when the doc discovers blunt force trama to the head. You need to watch Dateline.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am to
Because someone could easily frame someone else unless the exact cause is known.

Example: A guy strangles someone and then shoots the body with someone else's gun with fingerprints on it.
This post was edited on 5/24/18 at 9:46 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am to
Are people dying of cancer and getting autopsies?

A gun shot victim could've been poisoned, shot happened after he was dead, etc. It's not always obvious.

Do you even CSI bro?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:45 am to
So the doc can look at arse and titties
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:46 am to
When I was 16 I assisted with 4 autopsies. One was a girl who had shot herself in the head. But, one was a guy who had fallen off a barge in the MS river. They thought he had drowned but he actually died from an aneurysm. It was very interesting. I got to sew him back up.
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:48 am to
quote:

One was a girl


pics?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:48 am to
Ratings for CSI series, dummy.

Ad Dolla$!
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:48 am to
quote:

It was very interesting. I got to sew him back up.


another psycho
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94693 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:51 am to
quote:

What's the point of Autopsies?


congratulations you win the Idiot Post of the Day
Posted by Tuscaloosa
14x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:52 am to
quote:

When I was 16 I assisted with 4 autopsies. One was a girl who had shot herself in the head. But, one was a guy who had fallen off a barge in the MS river. They thought he had drowned but he actually died from an aneurysm. It was very interesting. I got to sew him back up.


That would have messed me up at 16 years old. Hell, it’d probably mess me up now. That’s a big fat nope.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17965 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:52 am to
So you stay dry while driving, amirite.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37481 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:52 am to
quote:

When I was 16 I assisted with 4 autopsies. One was a girl who had shot herself in the head. But, one was a guy who had fallen off a barge in the MS river. They thought he had drowned but he actually died from an aneurysm. It was very interesting. I got to sew him back up.

That's fricking gross. What kinda 16 year old girl wants to play with dead people?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:53 am to
They don't always do an autopsy, you know.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:53 am to
I wanted to be Scully from the X-Files
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
26093 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:54 am to
To make money. In most cases they are useless and unnecessary. They're not always correct either.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53974 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:55 am to
quote:

When I was 16 I assisted with 4 autopsies


You couldn't start the internship any younger?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 9:57 am to
They'll say awwwwww Topsy at my aaaaaautopsy

first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram