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What's the pettiest thing you have ever done after a break up?

Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:36 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:36 am
I was a junior at LSU. This was 2010 or so. I was dating this girl who was an absolute ding bat. 3 months in to dating her she cheated on me and we broke up. After about a month of not hearing from her she started blowing my phone up asking about a LSU hoodie she left at my house. I told her it was on the front porch in a bag, come get it. She kept nagging me about it saying I needed to bring it to her. I started ignoring her and then one night some dude texted me saying he would meet me at sonic if I didn't bring her the hoodie. I was drunk so it seemed logical to send him a video of the hoodie on fire while I was pissing on it.

I didn't know until after but in the month I didn't hear from the girl her dad had died and the hoodie was a gift from him. I heard this part from one of her friends that I had a class with. The ding bat couldn't remember how to get to my house to get the hoodie and was too embarrassed to admit it. I still feel kind of bad about that.
This post was edited on 5/29/18 at 6:42 am
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:38 am to
I fricked your dad after I dumped your mom
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60150 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:39 am to
Filled up her convertible with concrete
Posted by UnderCoverHog
South Tangi
Member since May 2012
1680 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:40 am to
Blonde from Lafayette?

I was a junior in 2010 as well.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12644 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:41 am to
That's not petty, you're just a monster.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:42 am to
Bad fake story is bad
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:42 am to
quote:



That's not petty, you're just a monster.



all I knew at the time was some dude was wanting to meet me at sonic over a hoodie. I had no idea it was a gift from her dead dad.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20667 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:42 am to
Sent her new man a pic or two of us taken while they were together... Seems that she cheated on me with him, so one weekend she came over and stayed the entire weekend...and he was blowing up her phone and driving by looking for her because he knew she was in love with me and he hated me for it. So, after finding out she went back to him I sent a pic or two from that weekend. Caused a whole lot of shite.
This post was edited on 5/29/18 at 6:45 am
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:43 am to
Yea...

None of this happened
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:46 am to
She ate her green peas one at a time.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:47 am to
Rolled her house

:(
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:48 am to

Why not just meet him at Sonic? You could have bartered a coney and tots out of the deal.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 6:50 am to
Said her mama don’t know how to cook some rice. Still feel bad about that one.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:21 am to
subtle, I've had a girlfriend before brag
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24356 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:24 am to
quote:

some dude texted me saying he would meet me at sonic if I didn't bring her the hoodie. I was drunk so it seemed logical to send him a video of the hoodie on fire while I was pissing on it.


I might have done the same thing sober following harassment and a physical threat. I wouldn't feel bad about this.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30484 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:30 am to
quote:

The ding bat couldn't remember how to get to my house to get the hoodie and was too embarrassed to admit it.


You banged some chick for three months and she couldn't remember where you lived

Step ya game up Baw
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:32 am to
If you call having your best bud poke the girl that you're seeing as petty, I qualify. She was getting way too clingy for me. She knew our relationship was a "bump and run" type thing but her tentacles kept getting longer. Me and my roommate set her up and she fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Everyone was happy - until I told her I had to come home during my graveyard shift to get some medicine and I was appalled by what I saw when I got home. Of course I never really went home and caught her but to this day she still thinks I did.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:38 am to
Revenge porn ?
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:46 am to
quote:

The ding bat couldn't remember how to get to my house to get the hoodie

Not true
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/29/18 at 7:50 am to
quote:

You banged some chick for three months and she couldn't remember where you lived




bruh i ain't making this shite up. I lived in the Springhaven subdivision behind the Albertsons on Bluebonnet. She lived on the corner of Lee and Nicholson. She had maybe driven to my house 5 times...normally I would pick her up on my way back from work. Her friend said that she drove around one of the Burbank neighborhoods confused AF and then gave up.
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