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re: What's the pettiest thing you have ever done after a break up?
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:39 am to the LSUSaint
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:39 am to the LSUSaint
yeah, if she would have said something I would have driven it over. Like i said, I still feel bad about it to this day
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Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:41 am to celltech1981
Dated this chick for about three years back in my early 20's, I was in love (I thought).
She dumped me so I banged all of her friends, even the fat and the ugly ones.
Then she flipped the script and banged all of mine, sorry ho.
I saw here the other day, first time in 10 years and it was an odd encounter.
She dumped me so I banged all of her friends, even the fat and the ugly ones.
Then she flipped the script and banged all of mine, sorry ho.
I saw here the other day, first time in 10 years and it was an odd encounter.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:45 am to MoarKilometers
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I have an ex who lost her parental rights, so her parents raise her daughter. I still wish her a happy mother's day, every year.
Damn
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:45 am to The Torch
separated a bunch of oreos then put them on her car filling side down during the summer.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:46 am to celltech1981
Don't know if petty or just down right mean.
Had been broke up with the second wife for a couple months, was a very brief marriage and the papers weren't finalized yet. She came by my dear old mother's store to pick up some money for baby milk. The store was closed, I let her in and told her she would have to earn it. I dropped my drawers to expose a twenty dollar bill wrapped around my pecker. She proceeded to 'earn it' and at my climax I grabbed her head and held it as I dumped the load. She gagged and choked a bit and hollared for a drink. I got a 29 cent sundrop from the cooler for her. When we gathered ourselves I grabbed the twenty and proceeded to go to the cash register and ring up the sundrop she drank. Told her it was my mother's stock and she needed to pay for it.
Had been broke up with the second wife for a couple months, was a very brief marriage and the papers weren't finalized yet. She came by my dear old mother's store to pick up some money for baby milk. The store was closed, I let her in and told her she would have to earn it. I dropped my drawers to expose a twenty dollar bill wrapped around my pecker. She proceeded to 'earn it' and at my climax I grabbed her head and held it as I dumped the load. She gagged and choked a bit and hollared for a drink. I got a 29 cent sundrop from the cooler for her. When we gathered ourselves I grabbed the twenty and proceeded to go to the cash register and ring up the sundrop she drank. Told her it was my mother's stock and she needed to pay for it.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:48 am to Bustedsack
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She ate her green peas one at a time.
At least she wasn't a two-face.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:50 am to celltech1981
This wasn't particularly petty, but right before breaking up with my GF, she had given me a gift card to Hooters. Not sure why, and I always thought it was a strange gift. I cannot remember the circumstances, but it's possible that it was a joke.
Anyways, after breaking up, I took the girl that I was cheating on her with (and who I ended up marrying) to Hooters and used the gift card.
Anyways, after breaking up, I took the girl that I was cheating on her with (and who I ended up marrying) to Hooters and used the gift card.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:53 am to VinegarStrokes
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I took the girl that I was cheating on her with (and who I ended up marrying) to Hooters and used the gift card.
I did something similar once with a Ruth's Chris gift card her parents had given us for Christmas.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 8:53 am to celltech1981
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This post was edited on 5/29/18 at 9:04 am
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:29 am to Barrister
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So, I left sonic and went straight to the store and bought her the same hoodie. After we broke up I sent her the text of dude burning her original hoodie.
You win the interwebz today.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:32 am to The Torch
quote:Isn't this the OT's wet dream? Bang until it's over, and she can't find you after?
You banged some chick for three months and she couldn't remember where you lived
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:32 am to celltech1981
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Ruth's Chris gift card
Was it a $25 one?
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:32 am to celltech1981
Ive got a petty one. Was dating a girl for about 6 months sophmore year of LSU. Towards the end we started fighting alot over random and dumb shite and she would always spin every fight as my fault, dumbass me believed it. We finally break up, me thinking it was my fault again. This all goes down in the summer time when she is working an internship with a couple of friends of mine. Figure out talking to one of my buddies working with her that she has been full on dating another dude for about two months. About a week after i figured all of this out, her birthday was coming up. I knew her favorite thing to do was to go to a certain bar to get hammered and try to steal shite off of their wall. I went to the same bar on her birthday and pointed her out to one of the bouncers when she inevitably started walking around trying to pull stuff off of the wall to steal. Made sure i was standing at the door throwing double birds when she was unceremoniously removed. Felt good at the time, makes me feel like a chump now.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:34 am to celltech1981
My ex and I just used my bank acct which she was not listed on, when she cheated on me and I gave her the boot, I kept all her money too.
frickin bitch.
frickin bitch.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:34 am to celltech1981
Murdered her and her entire family and chopped up the bodies into pieces and sunk them into wet concrete in 5 gallon buckets then tossed into the ms river. I know it's petty but I was angry at her.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:36 am to ThatMakesSense
quote:, but couldn't be trusted to be left alone in the house to roam free.
Mostly well behaved
I'm not sure you know what this means then?
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:39 am to ShootingsBricks4Life
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Was it a $25 one?
$150. I was an unpaid intern and didn't have very much money then. Her parents gave me the card so I could bring her out to eat lmao. We broke up and I used it on a big tittied med student.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:41 am to MoarKilometers
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I have an ex who lost her parental rights, so her parents raise her daughter. I still wish her a happy mother's day, every year.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 10:26 am to celltech1981
Doesn’t matter. She should have came got it
Posted on 5/29/18 at 11:02 am to celltech1981
Too many holes in your story.
And the best of all.
Edit your story and try again.
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I didn't hear from the girl her dad had died and the hoodie was a gift from him
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I heard this part from one of her friends that I had a class with
And the best of all.
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The ding bat couldn't remember how to get to my house to get the hoodie and was too embarrassed to admit it. I still feel kind of bad about that.
Edit your story and try again.
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