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re: What’s the oldest person you know for a fact is a virgin?
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:49 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:49 am to DavidTheGnome

Never waste a meme opportunity.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:50 am to HempHead
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want to get him a hooker or something. He rebuffs me any time I try to help him catch a woman.
Some people just don’t care that much. Which I don’t get, when I was 15-16 it drove me crazy until I finally got laid at 17. Then once it happened something clicked in me and that awkwardness went away and turned to confidence and from then all through college and couple years after it was party every weekend looking for a new girl
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:53 am to stewie
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when push came to shove, i didnt really wan the responsibility that would come with deflowering a 27 year old
Are you 15? She’s a grown woman. It’s her choice, if she chooses to have sex with you ... go right ahead.
Talk about responsibility...get her pregnant and then we will talk responsibility.
Dude, there would be plenty of "responsibility" to go along with a taking the virginity of a 27 year old female.
The so called responsibility may just be a moral thing or the emotional baggage that she will take on (and share with you.) This is a very real thing. To ignore it and take it for granted would be foolish and selfish.
Don't drink 27 year old bourbon when you're drunk.

Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:53 am to Nicky Parrish
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It’s been so long I probably could legally be considered a virgin.
Dunno why but this hit me just right

Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:56 am to DavidTheGnome
I work with a guy that is 50yo and never had any. Weird dude.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:00 am to HempHead
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. He rebuffs me any time I try to help him catch a woman.
Great wording bro
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:00 am to DavidTheGnome
My wife’s BFF from High School. Now aged 41...
Attractive girl, was the Homecoming Queen at the school. Comes from an uber conservative religious family. Had a boyfriend in HS who died tragically in a car wreck. Hasn’t dated since. Ventures out only for work and church.
Doesn’t even show interest; but, takes care of herself. Fit, natural blonde with a set of bolt ons. No shortage of people interested in her. Despite this she’s absolutely reclusive and still lives on the family farm.
Convinced she’s actually a closeted lesbian and that I married her true love.
Attractive girl, was the Homecoming Queen at the school. Comes from an uber conservative religious family. Had a boyfriend in HS who died tragically in a car wreck. Hasn’t dated since. Ventures out only for work and church.
Doesn’t even show interest; but, takes care of herself. Fit, natural blonde with a set of bolt ons. No shortage of people interested in her. Despite this she’s absolutely reclusive and still lives on the family farm.
Convinced she’s actually a closeted lesbian and that I married her true love.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:10 am
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:05 am to DavidTheGnome
I know a guy that is incredibly awkward socially. He passes/shares judgement on women all the time, but I doubt if he’s ever slept with one. Always seems to find a reason to avoid dating a girl.
I think he’s 32-33. And I don’t think he’ll ever change.
I think it may actually be more common for socially awkward women to be virgins at that age - religious conservatives or closeted lesbians. I know a few of those too.
Does that make the OP feel better?
I think he’s 32-33. And I don’t think he’ll ever change.
I think it may actually be more common for socially awkward women to be virgins at that age - religious conservatives or closeted lesbians. I know a few of those too.
Does that make the OP feel better?
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:15 am
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:08 am to member12
I know two actually both female and male. Believe it or not they are actually very good friends and both into church. One is late 30s other is early 40s, both 99% of virginity, but neither will make a move with each other or say anything. They’ve friend zoned each other

Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:14 am to DavidTheGnome
I know an 89 year old woman that is certainly a Virgin.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:14 am to DavidTheGnome
I know a couple of women in their mid 40's who have become born again and reclaimed their virginity after years of being promiscuous/drinking/drugs in their 20s and early 30s.
Now they are prudes and saving themselves for marriage.
Don't know if that counts or only counts if you're Christian.
Now they are prudes and saving themselves for marriage.
Don't know if that counts or only counts if you're Christian.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:15 am to MojoGuyPan
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Don't know if that counts or only counts if you're Christian
Doesn’t count either way unless they can undo the past.
Lucky for them, it doesn’t really matter that much.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:17 am
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:16 am to DavidTheGnome
Alabama fans....you and your sister can pass this thread by.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to DavidTheGnome
A girl that works with my wife is closing in on 40 and still a virgin. She’s cute, good personality, works out, owns her own place, and makes 75k year I would guess. She may cross the thresholds of spiritual fruit vs religious nut though.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:I'm not saying this is the case with your aunt, but I know a nun that is most definitely not a virgin. In her past life, I saw her getting railed by a dude behind a bar
My aunt was a Catholic nun and died this year at 76 almost certainly a virgin

My wife's cousin is 30 years old and a priest, I'm pretty sure he's a virgin, as he only had one girlfriend (I went to high school with him), and I'm good friends with his brother who said he's most likely a virgin.
ETA: I also know of a guy who recently lost his virginity at the age of 25.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:24 am
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to Fargo Strut
does lolo jones count?
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:26 am to wiltznucs
quote:yeah I’m going to call BS on a girl with fake tits being a virgin
Fit, natural blonde with a set of bolt ons
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:29 am to RummelTiger
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How old are you?

Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:44 am to Pelican fan99
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yeah I’m going to call BS on a girl with fake tits being a virgin
Ordinarily I’d be with you on this one; but, in this case I’m 99.9999% certain she’s a virgin.
She’s a bizarre case to be sure.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:45 am
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